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Running out of blue? That’s never happened to me, but you never know what problems other people are having. And Excel wasn’t invented in time for my liberal arts education, but students today could benefit from a class or two. Even those broadcast journalism majors!

Out of Sorts

  • I patiently explain to him that excel allows you to order stuff and guide him through it. Asks lots of obvious questions.
  • I sort one column and the rest of the data stays in one place instead of going with the same row. I can’t explain. Excel sucks.
  • I don’t understand why sorting in Excel always messes things up.
  • Resorted an Excel file a while back and it has sorted wrong, so all the work we’ve been doing is wrong.

Major Problems

  • If ur an engineer, and ur not a big fan of usin microsoft excel, change majors…now
  • It’s times like these when I wish my liberal arts education included a class in Excel.
  • One more exam. Excel spreadsheets. What does this have to do with broadcast journalism you ask? F’d if I know.
  • Excel class should never be at 8:30am

Blue Monday

  • Excel dropping leading zero’s without any notice costs us an extra day of work or 1000 records of contacts data. )-:
  • I was just told that my excel spreadsheet looks psychedelic. Haha! 😀
  • Now i’m gonna run out of colours, lol. >_> I don’t think Excel has that many shades of blue. =/

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P.S. For help with sorting, see Excel Sorting Data Basics.

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