Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100119

With all its calculations and charts, Excel can create some stress in your life. Sometimes, Excel might even drive you to drink! Just be careful if you decide to resort to Voodoo in your attempt to defeat Excel. A calculator might be a safer tool.

And if you’re mad a formulas too, the Excel Function Examples on the Contextures site might help.

Calc and Recalc

  • I love baseball stats, and using Excel gives me more options than just typing stuff into my calculator.
  • one yr8 was using a calculator to work out the average then typing it into excel. He said "why can’t i just use the calculator to do it?"
  • PC reviewers stopped using massive Excel spreadsheet recalcs as benchmarks almost 20 years ago because PCs got too fast

I Heart Alcohol

  • Ok I just completed an excel sheet on beer price analysis. $/ml, $/l, $ per carton equivalent etc.
  • I’m a little buzzed from 3 peach mojitos and now I’m back at work staring at excel spreadsheets.
  • Today has mainly been a blur. I hate lists. I double hate excel. I heart alcohol.
  • too drunk to convert inch measurements to feet/inches. so instead wrote excel formulas to do it for me… I love being a dork…

Stress Reducer?

  • Even though it’s been around for 25 years, MS Excel still makes it nearly impossible to make my point with a chart.
  • hit by a sudden stress ball – remedy: making a chart in excel

Excel Voodoo

  • I got mad at a formula, hissed at my laptop & then Excel shut down. Perhaps I am a voodoo gypsy of some sort and was just not aware?

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