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Excel Twitters 20100128

The Apple tablet, iPad, was announced yesterday, but what’s the point of buying it if you can’t use Excel? Several tweeters seemed very disappointed after hearing the news.

And wow, I wonder which state only has one Excel guru. It must be one of the small ones, like Rhode Island. 😉

Apple Tablet

  • great so ipad is a big iphone with excel that costs $30/month. Where’s the killer feature? Tethering? TV? please say it’s TV
  • Apple tablet will run iPhone OS 4.0. So wont be able to do Power Point, Word or Excel. Mistake?
  • what’s a reasonable estimate for amount of people who want to use a non-excel spreadsheet on a tablet?
  • Hate to show my age and lack of hipness, but if the Apple tablet doesn’t run Excel, there is no way it’s replacing my laptop.

Solve Your Problems

  • I’m sure there’s an excel formula that will solve your problem! (or maybe, the weekend will help)
  • I can’t believe I just found about this now: Excel has data analysis! (including ANOVA, t-test, z-test, etc)
  • Norwegian localized version of Excel functions…aaargh! Someone should hang for that one
  • Programming an Excel spreadsheet for work. Will probably be running VLOOKUP procedures in my dreams tonight.

Excel Charmers

  • They call me the excel spreadsheet charmer.
  • After George said "try to break it," Nesbit built an Excel spreadsheet 700 lines long "Even in a headwind, this thing performs," Nesbit
  • I’m beginning to feel quite proud of my Excel skills, so obviously I’m about to mess something up pretty soon..
  • What can I say? It seems that I am the only MS Excel Guru in the state…

Rules of Math

  • Have I mentioned how much I hate math, even when Excel is doing all the calculating? Argh.
  • Why isn’t Excel following the rules of mathematics. How do I get it to add two cells together then multiply the result with another cell?
  • :can’t remember the last time I helped my youngest with her 8th grade math without needing to fire-up MS Excel. #parenting
  • Any jobs out there that do NOT require math, Excel, college or selling skills? I need to know about them.

On the Buses

  • Man on the bus is on his laptop, doing excel pivot tables! Has he never taken a bus before? He must think it’s posh, like the train.

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P.S. For more information on Excel VLOOKUP formula, please see the Excel VLOOKUP formula Tutorial on the Contextures Website.

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