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Excel Twitters 20100203

Do you agree that sweats, slippers and Excel make you irresistible? And that would make excellent attire for the big football game that’s coming up.

And while I was getting this list of twitters ready, I accidentally discovered that you can’t spell ‘embarrassing’ without MBA. Well, that made me laugh, but maybe it’s because I don’t have an MBA. 😉

Food and Drink

  • Logging receipts in excel and eatin mac’n cheese. Do you find me irresistible right now? What if I told you I was wearing sweats & slippers?
  • After the 15th burger I began to hallucinate, but the McFlurry took the edge off it. Now I have to work on some Excel spreadsheet.
  • Celebrating cracking the indesign/numbers/excel problem with a glass of islay whisky and some isle of mull cheese.
  • Clearly I cannot sing, count and enter information into an excel workbook at the same time T.T ~too much caffeine~

Lacking the Demons

  • Filling out a big excel spreadsheet for work. Lots of clicking. Feels like I’m playing Diablo II. Just lacking the demons, evil, and fun.
  • My son uses Word and Excel, mostly for school work. He also uses Excel for some virtual games he plays, based on Survivor.
  • Leaving Excel Spreadsheet Hell and going home. Puerto Rico in 3 days. Then a very big football game..
  • I’ve seen quizzes made with YouTube, I’ve seen Excel Jeopardy..the resources are there, we just need to use them. #gtchat

An MBA? How Embarrassing

  • Reading Beinhocker’s "The Origin of Wealth"/ It’s time to redefine the financial model and stop listening to dumb MBAs with excel sheets.
  • I’d show you my spreadsheet, but A) it’s in Excel 2010, and B) it’s so nerdy it’s embarassing.
  • This excel spreadsheet TOTALLY kicks ass and the powerpoint will be even more kick ass!!!!! (Yes, I am a MBA student.)

Thanks Dad

  • Drove thru a storm in irvine, sat down with dad and went thru his junior high yearbook, then taught mom how to use excel. Random night lol
  • by ‘his’ I mean ‘dad’ … 93 in 3 weeks and he’s compiling an excel document on #burnley’s season; but he loves his ceefax, not t’internet
  • My father just made an excel spreadsheet of my life to tell me how to scientifically plan my future options. fml.

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