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Excel Twitters 20100312

Be careful Kelly Rose! Just because you meet guys in the library, doesn’t mean they should be trusted, especially if they’re buying spreadsheets. It might be safer to stay home and work on Excel knitting charts.
One of this week’s tweets is about rounding. This video shows how to fix time rounding problems in a pivot table.

  • Just made a chart in Excel for the 1st time since who knows when, line graph, resisted going 3D…. I don’t think it’s telling me much
  • FYI… Claiming work can be done quicker in excel than in Silverlight in no way makes me want to work harder or faster to complete a task.
  • Ummm love that some 40 year old guy just walked up to kelly rose & I in the lib & paid us $60 to make an excel spreadsheet for him.
  • wow… I need to be more proficient with excel… lol making a poker spreadsheet for places and points, and i’m gettin my butt kicked…
  • Not sure I can face looking at excel spreadsheets all day today. 4274 rows is just tooo big to work with.
  • I want to offer a giant THANK YOU to all the Excel nerds who post things online. Trolling sites by MVPs just helped me solve a big problem.
  • I hate excel like Lindsey Lohan hates eTrade right now.
  • Back to Excel and Powerpoint… maybe I should have stayed at work to get this done. Productivity levels at home are considerably lower.
  • Thank you all for the sympathy. 🙂 14 straight hrs of financial databases and excel spreadsheets is pretty damn painful. Tmw will be better.
  • blindly offered to help with a spreadsheet. its 46,608 rows of data that looks like it was barfed into an excel file. [sigh]
  • finished with excel for the day and my brain is still in one piece
  • Managed to waste an hour fiddling around with the functions on Excel instead of doing work. Oh how I love to procrastinate
  • sick of number rounding problems. java and ms excel are enemies. i’m the negotiator.
  • Just used an excel spreadsheet to calculate wether or not I can afford everything I want on Topshop.com. It came to 1285.00. So that’s a no.
  • Good hair day, sunshine abounds, listening to music while I try to dominate this excel speadsheet… 3 out of 4 is pretty great!
  • Redoing knitting charts in excel. More fun than it sounds. Or maybe I’m just THAT bored 😉
  • I’ve pretty much been useless at work tonight. Can’t seem to fix anyones problems. Then again they all seem to be centered around Excel.
  • My ME coworker is baffled by MS Excel. Hes been instructed to use a quote mark for direct entry; he’s unclear: “is that like an apostrophe?”
  • Just doubled my mouse pointer speed. Excel isn’t gonna know what’s hit it.
  • Off the station – Another day another Dollar. On that exchange rate, an Excel spreadsheet is worth about 5 cents!

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