Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100505

Which came first, the Excel, the Tylenol or the red wine? If you’ve gone spreadsheet crazy, the order probably doesn’t matter.

  • Son is not techie at all but he wanted to learn to use a spreadsheet to track his golf scores, so he had his lesson on Excel!
  • If your legacy is a formatted Excel spreadsheet, you owe the human race an apology
  • I’m sure you’ll all be pleased to hear that after a day’s work my spreadsheet now has SIGNIFICANTLY more yellow than orange in it. Oh yeah.
  • Creating a pivot table in Office 2007 is a lot different than 2003. Can I have the last hour of my life back?
  • My life is a misery because of the way that Microsoft originally chose to localise Excel. I blame @spolsky
  • Sorry Google, but the spreadsheet I’m working on would make Docs explode like a supernova. Excel all day.
  • i do love excel. it’s like a friend who does all the work for you if you ask nicely.
  • Looked at my spreadsheet for as long as I could. Now time to put on PJs, get some red wine, and write a blog post.
  • Who are YOU to argue with an excel spreadsheet?!
  • Going spreadsheet crazy. This is one of the worst kinds of crazy.
  • Am playing with Cluster Stack charts in Excel. *giggles childishly at image this conjures up*
  • I hit "Save" instead of "Save as" in excel and I think I’m going to pass out. An entire month erased….
  • Despite the fact I did a Microsoft Excel Proficiency Course, let it be known that formula/chart making is still frustrating!! Grraaagghhh!!!
  • Using the Calendar control to fill in dates on an Excel 07 worksheet. Instructions refer to tools that are not extant. Step 1: Tylenol
  • I’m officially undateable. Don’t believe me? Ask me abt my Dr.Who spreadsheet & pivottables using "cool alien" & "emotional" as data points
  • when did "presentation" become "slide stack"? what’s next – "document" to become "page stack", "spreadsheet" to become "cell stack"…?
  • Just went to my info spreadsheet and clicked on "Toileting Equipment". It made me want to die a little.
  • I am matching numbers in a spreadsheet to filled in bubbles on a paper sheet. An office version of "Charlie work"

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