Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100707

Yesterday, it was back to work after the holiday weekend, and there was a bit of whining and moaning in the Excel tweets. And I was on mega-fire too, but it was due to the soaring temperatures, not my Excel report-making skills.

  • Today I learnt how to combine 2 charts together in excel http://bit.ly/cpigbm
  • sigh. the worst commute days are when I forget my laptop. 4 hours of staring at some bald guy reading a excel spreadsheet: engage!
  • I’d like to know why my boss is constitutionally incapable of formatting an Excel file correctly. He’s on a Mac, I’m on a Mac.
  • Why would you send out a spreadsheet all colourful like a rainbow when we aren’t allowed to print it out in colour? DUMBASS!
  • I have a new 5-year plan! I love it! Its exciting! Its colour-coded on Excel, coz being a control freak is cool
  • We’ve just had a ‘Yes Minister’ moment: "can I please have a spreadsheet showing all the spreadsheets we have." Shakes head and sighs.
  • I can’t remember how to do a pivot table on a pc. Guess that’s a sign I need to get a new mac for home.
  • Awesome day. Just closed an Excel file after an hour of work without saving it. THINK BEFORE YOU PRESS "NO"!
  • Wait, is a pivot table just Excel-speak for "group by" ?
  • Yes, I think I just worked 14 hours on a holiday! It’s okay, though, I was on excel-spreadsheet-report-making-mega-fire!
  • i hate microsoft. Trying to create a chart from data in excel is like trying to get George Lucas to stop ruining his movies.
  • can’t i have another holiday day? i don’t wanna get up early and spend the morning with a spreadsheet.
  • Ali is wearing an excel chart showing her affection levels for each of the guys. #bachelorette
  • I’m so into statistics. I used to keep an excel spreadsheet of all my clothes, including belts and socks and accessories with a ton of info
  • I use my Outlook calendar combined with an Excel spreadsheet. Not cute, but serviceable
  • Work & Expression: A LONG ROW TO HOE (tarefa difícil e demorada) Ex: Working with Excel sheets are always LONG ROW TO HOE #ingles
  • excel i love you, but you’re bringing me down…

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