Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100922

image Sometimes working in Excel is like the Wizard of Oz, with flying monkeys and searching for a brain. And remember, Seattle is the Emerald City!

  • I am the SPREADSHEET MASTER!!!! RAAAWWWWWWWRRR!!!! *rips phone book in half* Feel the wrath of my mighty SumIf’s!!
  • Given a set of data, Excel cannot construct a boxplot. Or a histogram. Or a normal probability plot. No chart type for those.
  • It makes me sad that I’m getting more efficient in using Excel’s Pivot features. I guess I am a corporate drone after all.
  • My boss was impressed with my work today. But then again he is impressed when I link two cells in excel, so make of that what you will…
  • I’m stuck doing excel spreadsheets.. I still love my job I still love my job (Dorothy From the Wizard of Oz Voice)
  • I wonder if I should tell my boss I’m the queen of Excel spreadsheets and formulas or should I keep it a secret a little bit longer? Lol
  • have spent my entire day in a spreadsheet. Someone, anyone, I need an aid drop of Rioja and cheese!
  • At work, I’ve been given a print out of an excel spreadsheet and asked to add up the cells for each row and put a total at the end….
  • Liter of Coke, freshly made Ramen, a little dubstep, and I have on comfy sweatpants. Time to work on some excel projects. #nerdtweet
  • Just spread the L-O-V-E by showing a colleague the simple beauty of Excel pivot tables. And the angels in data-nerd heaven sang Hallelujah!
  • on the bright side, i finished my excel worksheet on time like omg my life is so exciting
  • I don’t get it. Why do people look at me like I’m crazy when I tell them I love Excel documents?
  • Note to self: to plot data on excel, use XY scatter instead of a line chart. #twitmem
  • Oh great, more project documentation in the form of an excel spreadsheet with awful, eye scorching colour schemes
  • bizzarro problem with Excel file sizes ballooning out of control. time for some Mozart and coffee.
  • I need a copy (preferably laminated & framed) of this amazing spreadsheet!
  • The best fit option for excel charts is a wonderful discovery…after the first 6 charts.
  • Dear Microsoft, Why do you not provide data analysis add-ins for Excel anymore? I might just fail econometrics because of this.

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