Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100923

image Which will you go for — the sexy Excel chart or the glass of wine that’s batting its eyelashes at you? On second thought, if the wine is starting to flirt with you, it’s time to quit anyway.

  • I love excel, good thing because my life would be miserable if I didn’t…
  • Work requires that I dine on a steady diet of MS Excel spreadsheets for the next month. Come mid-October, I’ll be easily capable of murder.
  • Ok, so I thought managing a spreadsheet with over 30,000 rows was bad…This firm that manages carbon credits has one with 30 MILLION rows!
  • have re-discovered my love for Excel sheets. Just like art for uncreative geeks!
  • I just made a really sexy Excel chart.
  • 3 hours of working on client info in excel/word. Computer crashes. Work gone. Just dropped an entire year’s worth of expletives in 5 min.
  • I love (hate) Excel, but unfortunately staring at it only makes it worse.
  • Now I know why Windows is called Windows. because all PCs need to be thrown out Windows. Not having fun with microsoft excel at work. Grrrrr
  • my Coworkers r noesy as hell…yes I’m doin my homework…so ur Excel spreadsheet will hav 2 wait #Realtalk
  • Excel, it’s not you, it’s… that glass of wine batting its eyelashes at me.
  • Spreadsheet bliss..! My charts and graphs are the envy of two admins.
  • I’m currently entering 3 full boxes of comic books into an Excel spreadsheet. And there’s nothing in the world that could make me happier.
  • I dreamt of excel docs. I’m sorry brain you don’t deserve this #fml
  • Hehe yeah, I’m mostly just doing crazy complicated Excel now (srsly scared our intern with Spreadsheet of Doom this week).
  • How to check Facebook with Excel (so that your boss doesn’t catch you procrastinating…) http://fb.me/K7IQmt0W
  • I’d actually love to do some work before hairdresser appointment but Excel doesn’t want me to
  • I love how Excel always asks if I want to save any changes like a jilted lover desperately trying to stop a break-up. I never fall for it.
  • I love the range of questions I get "is expired old bay bad to eat?" "what tires are good for light snow?" "how do I fix this excel chart?"

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