Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101106

image If you could have one new Excel feature for Christmas, would it be a 3D scatter chart? Of course, if I had a dollar for every data dump, I could buy anything that I wanted!

  • On a couiple of my work reports, I make nice black boxes on Excel, then with a brand new hi-lighter, I, all of sudden ,become Piet Mondrian.
  • Stephen Hawking actually theorizes that the universe IS one big #Excel spreadsheet 🙂
  • if I had a buck for every time I had to dump tables in to an Excel sheet…
  • i find stats beautiful. bar graphs, pie charts, all that good stuff. love it. and a perfectly executed excel spreadsheet? woah.
  • I’ve ordered myself an access and excel book for work as I’m so crap with them… I bet they go and upgrade from 2003 now…
  • Quick Excel chart question turned into 1.5 hours away from my desk. I actually didn’t mind it at all. #TalesFromTheCubicle
  • Bored at work! Sick of callin these hospitals! Sick of Access and especially Excel! But there’s breakfast in the board room lol so Im good!
  • I need wine. i think if i had a glass of wine, my excel spreadsheet would look 10 x sexier. someone fetch me wine please. #cheapwinewilldo
  • Just made a pay rate calculator using excel to use at my office. My boss was stunned. #thankyoubasicmath
  • How many Microsoft employees does it take to figure out Pivot Tables in Excel? Let u know when we get enough!
  • I have to vlook-up how to get out of this stupid excel training course I am in
  • It’s 2010… come on Excel… all I want for Christmas is a 3d scatter chart, it’s not too hard! I don’t want to have to fire up Processing!
  • You know what feels good? Quitting out of Excel. A useful tool for doing things I do not love to do.
  • Dear excel, stop automatically converting 5 digit numbers to dates, its very annoying. Love, A.
  • I can’t stand to look at another excel spreadsheet. And I can’t believe its 3:18am and I’m not even sleepy.
  • Got an Excel spreadsheet question via txt from my little brother. Trying to remember if that was our secret code that he’d been kidnapped…
  • Right, my death certificate is going to say either "Stupid people" or "Excel" in the cause of death column. Possibly "Stupid Excel people."
  • YOu have new Excel? Oh, you will LOVE it (said w/LOTS of sarcasm). I’m using it too. Hair turning grey….

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