Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130517

imageWould you rather have a spreadsheet full of statistics, or one with film choices?

  • Been at work 30 minutes and already locked up my Excel spreadsheet #goingtobealongday
  • OMG, IS EXCEL STUPID OR STUBBORN?! stop changing my 1/3 into 1-mar!!!! i’m not typing the date!!!!!!!! :@@
  • My bosses love my excel spreadsheet checks: =IF(J15<TODAY(),"error: come on old man, this isn’t Back To The Future","okay")
  • Part of me expects my dekstop monitor to crack every time I tell this Excel workbook to re-calculate.
  • Good news guys I fixed the code in the excel sheet I screwed up three days ago. Productive week.
  • I don’t judge people by skin color or religion or gender…but I do get a little impatient if they can’t create a competent excel spreadsheet…
  • My favorite ever excel formula is 33 characters too long to tweet. I love =countifs ! marvelous discovery for me 🙂
  • Blowers. A brew. A massive excel spreadsheet full of statistics. Absolute bliss.
  • "Finance people love Excel. If you give them data in JPEG, they’ll find a way to get it into Excel." #sapphirenow #BI #truestory
  • This excel spreadsheet is possessed!
  • My boss towards Excel: "what do you mean ‘N/A’?!? I hate you ‘N/A’!!!!!"
  • Is there any freaking reason other than perversity why it’s so hard to lock cells in an Excel worksheet?
  • Film night with my husband’s work colleagues. Just been emailed a spreadsheet of possible viewing choices. That’s scientists for you!
  • My Boss recently completed ‘Excel for Dummies". Now, the rest of us are reading "The Dummy Unleashed."
  • I am so bad at using Excel that I need to finish up the pie-chart using Photoshop. Why isn’t the title showing?!
  • I just created my first pivot table in Excel. In related news, one of my tattoos just said "eff this noise" and left for someone cool.
  • This is honestly a sentence I never thought I’d say… I love pivot tables #excel #whoamI
  • I think I’m coming down with Spreadsheet Madness. #officediseases

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