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Excel Tweets INDEX Function Video

Happy holidays! If you “Gantt” get what you want for Christmas, a little whiskey might help ease your pain. There’s a Gantt chart video at the end of the page, that might help too. Or, if you want to feel like an INDEX function boss, check out the video below.

  • New thing I learn bout my boss today : he doesn’t know how to insert a picture in a microsoft excel worksheet.
  • Its a poor show when the best thing that happens to you all day is getting an excel graph to work right #composites
  • Stupid excel. If you crash my stupid PC one more time today…. I’m going to keep using you and call you stupid b/c I lack an alternative.
  • I don’t think my boss noticed that I titled a project timeline’s tab in Excel as “You Gantt Always Get What You Want”.
  • “You managed to ruin my day by asking me to create a chart in my Excel!” cries the technical expert on my team. #evilgenius
  • Showed 2 co-workers how to make a bar chart in Excel (took 30 sec).  You would have thought I cured world hunger AND cancer.  #LowBarHere
  • Oh well- back to work! These spreadsheets aren’t gonna calculate themselves – oh wait yes they do! #Excel
  • @BillGates I have been a keen macro writer with Excel but this week lost faith.’Share workbook’ option+VBA = 0 functionality.
  • Based on my junk mail recently, someone in Asia really wants me to open their Excel file. Must be a really awesome chart in there.
  • I’m in pivot table hell. Send whiskey.
  • my boss always coughs when he comes over to my desk. i think it’s a warning to minimize twitter and maximize an excel spreadsheet.
  • You know you got issues when you make weekly car pool charts on excel and text it to all the moms every Sunday. Lol. #ocd #businessmomprobs
  • Reading about pivot table for dummies online.Yup,im pretty sure i qualified as a dummy,still lost.
  • I am not being sarcastic….I LOVE charts, color coding, and organizing who goes where. My wedding planning was one huge excel workbook.
  • Pivot table analysis reveals my Xmas present buying breakdown: 35% books, 31% clothes, 34% My Little Pony.
  • How many of the immortal Bard’s most famous plot twists & misunderstandings could have been resolved with a simple pivot table?
  • Anyone know where the “that was a stupid idea” function on Excel is?
  • I feel like such a boss when I use concatenate and index function in excel *smiling from ear to ear*

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Video: Excel Gantt Chart

To see the steps for creating a WORKDAY formula and Excel Gantt chart, you can watch this short video. For the written steps, go to the Simple Project Planning With Excel Gantt Chart post on my Contextures blog.

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Video: Find Best Price with Excel INDEX and MATCH Functions

To see the steps for finding the store with the lowest price, watch this Excel INDEX and MATCH Functions video. For the written steps, go to the Find Best Price post on my Contextures blog.

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I'm in pivot table hell. Send whiskey.

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