Excel Twitter 20140214

Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope you’re spending time with the love of your life – Excel. Did you remember to buy a gift for your favourite function, and a a bouquet for that awesome pivot table?

• Excel needs a turbo button for processor-intense functions. Doesn’t need to work…I’d just feel better if I could press a button.
• Microsoft doesn’t get a lot of love, but I gotta say Excel is a marvelous piece of work.
• I don’t mean to brag, but it only took me 25 minutes to build a simple line graph in Excel just now.
• Been staring at this Excel code for over two hours. One line of it. Yup, this is usually how it works, huh?
• Someone at work asked me what my favorite excel function is…. Sad part is I actually have one
• Some people do crossword puzzles to relax… I write Excel VBA Code and build dynamic Excel Dashboards. LOL
• There are very few things that make me angry enough to put my fist through a wall, but Excel hanging after 45 minutes of work does it.
• I just lost ALL my work coz Excel randomly re-started .. All my winter projections, gone! I am on twitter instead of re-doing it:((
• Yes excel, please crash at 530, taking my last 2 hours of work with you, and then please refuse to autorecover my work…
• My saving grace is that I can listen to music at work! Imagine looking at thousands of rows of excel in dead silence. #itllmakeyougocrazy ??
• Stop what you’re doing. I just made a graph in excel with minimal help!!!! Unbelievable scenes
• Making charts on excel is harder than the rest of the formal lab put together
• Beginning to think Microsoft Excel was created to test patience and weed out people not meant for the grind #fml #corporateamericasucks
• dad: “yeah let’s do that! that’ll be fun!” mom: “what go sleigh riding?!” dad: “no, making a pivot table!!” #whereigetitfrom
• Googling “I overprotected an excel workbook” because you can’t figure out how to undo it. #postgradproblems #dataproblems
• My boss told me I had Excel face. It’s like bitchy resting face but happens after staring at a spreadsheet for over 5 hours.
• Every time i try to get something at work done excel decides to “not respond” ??
• my computer skills class should really be listed as “how to make heinously tacky excel charts 101”
• I won’t feel safe until there’s at least one pivot table.

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