Excel Twitter 20140221

Were you supposed to delete all those cells? Will your co-worker delete all your Excel changes? Is a spreadsheet the answer to any problem?

• Took an entire class on excel back in the day and now it’s like I’m trying to decipher the da vinci code
• Ha just spent two hours on excel making charts to find I used the wrong numbers I HATE MATH AND TECHNOLOGY
• I wonder if my co-worker will save over all of my work on the shared Excel spreadsheet again today.
• The best way to hide something in plain sight is to create another workbook in Excel.
• Helping wife with excel charts at dinner table, now that’s romance
• Today’s work is brought to you by the excel function COUNTIFS and the number *crunch*
• I don’t want to brag, but I make a mean pivot table.
• If you would just listen to the professor you wouldn’t be asking such stupid questions. It’s not hard to graph in excel. Pay attention.
• If anyone is curious how to turn a 400kb excel document into a 12,000kb workbook with a single macro, hit me up.
• How does an ordinary human being work on excel on a laptop. What am I missing.
• The majority of time I spend writing post-labs is dedicated to formatting charts in Excel. ????
• Emily’s thoughts during work: I hope I was supposed to delete all those cells on excel… #didijustgetfired ?
• hypothetically, if you had told someone you could do a pivot table but you couldn’t, how would you learn? In say, an hour?
• Excel conditional formatting. For when you can’t be arsed to work out which number is larger by reading them
• The image in my mind the first time I heard the term “pivot table” is far more exciting than struggling with the real thing.
• 49-year-old me is too stupid to make the chart she wants in Excel. 28-year-old me looks on in disgust. I have become Management.
• My boss’s answer to ANY problem is to somehow make an excel spreadsheet that miraclulously fixes it.
• Hallpppp, I can’t figure out my Pivot Table this morning. I thought I was like the Lord of Excel until this morning. #pathetic #strugglebus

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