Excel Twitter 20140307

If you take too many naps while using Excel, you’ll never level up. Stay awake, and don’t leave those charts in the default colours!

• I have no motivation to do this excel work today. Maybe tomorrow
• I’ve been running on a treadmill of bugs coming from a code base written before my time.. in… Excel VBA… This is exhausting #programming
• Why don’t parents just force their kids to work on excel spreadsheets when they want them to fall asleep? Works for me every time…
• the way my boss explains items on an excel sheet is like she is teaching a computer class at the local senior citizens center. #workfail
• Hell: Where sinners are made to forcibly work with bug ridden packages like excel all day/nite long
• Only one hour of work they said. I’ve been busy for three hours. Excel hates me.
• That #grownup feeling you get when your Excel spreadsheet formatting works #likeaboss. Dang I need to do something young and stupid quick
• I’m so proud of the complicated excel graph I just made I may just Instagram it
• I just leveled up in Excel – learning how to create control charts moved me from Excelorator to Excellent!
• My boss is trying to create a formula on excel and he just got annoyed and said: “How is £4 minus 10%… The 3rd of January?”
• Questioning physics and life as I stare at excel trying to figure out how to make my graph work #nothappening
• One of my favorite things about work is old people debating on whether or not they did the right thing in Excel.
• As much as we bag on excel, I think a lot of corporate America could save a lot of money if they just learned how to use a pivot table.
• You’ve got to be kidding me. Charts in Excel 2013 do not maintain full integrity in Excel 2010. Let hours of pointless doublework commence.
• Biggest disappointment of the day: Finding out that the cool tricks I learned in Excel wont work at work because it’s MS Office 2003.
• Remember when I thought a pivot table was a piece of upholstery?
• Boss sent an excel doc. He’s now sending me names individually to input and then send it back. How’s this ANY easier than doing it himself?
• Hush, you. Keep this up and you’ll remove the best indicator of poor data analysis: a bar graph in Excel’s default colors.

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