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Excel Twitter 20140411

imageDon’t worry! All is not lost – next week you might get to test some code, or find a formula that fixes your life.

  • Can someone please provide me with an excel formula that will fix my whole work life
  • You can create all the Excel alternatives you want, people need to analyze the problem
  • Doing excel worksheet in an hour is 10mins typing + 10mins formulating + 40 mins how to make it fit to the paper –“
  • This week I copy and paste into Excel all day. But next week I might get to test some code.
  • I have so many Excel documents to prepare…. Stupid excel. Stupid place that still relies on stupid excel…. #notfun
  • The worst offender is Excel. “A formula in this workbook contains an error”; OK, so somewhere in 26 pages there’s a misplaced comma
  • I feel like I am becoming some kind of excel genius today, pivot charts defeat me no longer
  • Everytime I get this stupid forumla working I find a new way to break it, stupid Excel
  • Supervisor called me lazy for automating some excel work. Told her “I’m not lazy, I’m a convenience enthusiast”. Where’s my promotion?
  • I’ve just encountered an Excel spreadsheet where the Sum calculation doesn’t work due to…something… ALL IS LOST #AccountantTweet
  • How did I manage to delete an entire Excel workbook and how do I get it back???
  • Today my Excel document made me and my boss cry. Hooray Excel! #HateExcel
  • Odd – you can not name an #Excel worksheet “History”. I wonder what other names are reserved? “Geography”?
  • If you can’t work excel after a semester of business classes change your major.
  • If you ever build a Pivot table in Excel, you are permitted to change your title to “Data Scientist”
  • Just got an email from a former work buddy. They’ve found some of my formulas in an Excel spreadsheet and described them as ‘sexy’. #legacy
  • Microsoft has taken permanently over the Top 3 download positions on US iPad app chart. What people really craved was more Excel.
  • What kind of monster sets Workbook Calculation to Manual in Excel anyway?

What kind of monster sets Workbook Calculation to Manual  exceltheatre.com/blog

This week’s tweets by:

BeeShred, Lin_Dolin, diditbowo, HRatAOSHQ, eleichele09, xxdy, piratesandtea, Darkflight, ramezbarsoom, Callies895, SmashEsquire, ddryan, MrExcel, shaebutterr, cloud_opinion, OscarFoxley, teroterotero, Adovy

 

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