Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20160708

ByDebra Dalgleish

Does it feel like you’ve spent 8 hours working in Excel today, or 500 years? It probably doesn’t matter, as long as your pivot table is relevant.

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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  • I JUST MADE MY FIRST RELEVANT PIVOT TABLE
  • If I had a dollar for everytime I crashed excel at work, I would double my pay check. #IExcelAtWork
  • After 15 minutes of showing you how to make a pie chart from your data, you say “So this is Excel?” #HowIKnowYoureDumb
  • my biggest pet peeve: when excel pivot tables assume you want COUNT of something instead of sum. why would i ever need count. why.
  • 70y/o guy I work with has been using excel since ’89 and hasn’t gone 1 workday without looking at spreadsheets since
  • When your boss gives you an excel project to finish and all you know how to do on excel is click on the icon to open it
  • If it takes 8 hours of manual work to import a structured excel file into a database system, you’ve done something wrong.
  • *spends 500 years listing and organising with pen and paper**dad walks in with completed excel document**kills self for being stupid*
  • All hail the Excel pivot table.Things I have yelled in my cubicle.
  • How would you feel if I told you I had every packing list I’ve made for every trip I’ve taken since 2010 in an excel workbook.
  • I spend a good 89% of my time waiting on people and excel to function correctly. The rest I might actually get work done. #lovely
  • Today I learned the =CONCATENATE function, so I think my work week was better then yours #Excel
  • Today at work, I am sincerely regretting the fact that I ever put “proficient in Microsoft excel” on my resume
  • Dear excel. If you could work. Thanks.

Dear Excel. If you could work. Thanks. http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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Dear Excel. If you could work. Thanks. http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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