Excel Twitter 20160916

With all the seductive whispering, X-rated workbooks, disturbing dreams and nerdgasms, this week’s collection of tweets might not be suitable for children. If you’re underage, or a sensitive type, perhaps you should play Pokeman Go instead.

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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• I want you to whisper ‘pivot table’ in my ear.
• excel as a hammer… hitting nails one worksheet at a time
• I just made my first pivot table. I will never make another, if I can avoid it. I will commit serious crimes to avoid having to do so.
• The proportion of times when Excel has tried to help me that were actually helpful asymptotes to 0 as t -> infinity
• I just made an excel chart of my classes EVERYONE SHOULD DO THIS
• Few things more painful in life than working through an excel worksheet as a class
• Is there anything more annoying than that stupid yellow enable edit thing when you go to open up Word or Excel documents?!?!
• You must be 18 to use this workbook. It’s rated X for #Excel. O_o
• I saved the workbook I’ve been working on for nearly three hours and excel crashed seconds later. Living life on the absolute edge today
• Am I the only one that would LOVE a Pokemon Go to Excel export? I want to track and chart my candy types!
• Every pivot table I set up requires three attempts to get it to do what I want. This is supposedly a skill I’ve had for ~7 years
• I’m the Data King. An Excel formatting wizard. The Pivot Table Prince. All bow before my spreadsheet prowess
• This morning I used the neologism “nerd-gasm” after solving the problem of there being no n-roots in excel. I’m both proud and ashamed.
• I dreamt about excel functions last night. needless to say, i should work less.
• Excel is fine. You’re the problem.

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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I want you to whisper ‘pivot table’ in my ear.

— Tareq + the machine (@TareqAmeer) September 13, 2016

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excel as a hammer… hitting nails one worksheet at a time

— Nathan Fisher (@natbobc) September 14, 2016

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I just made my first pivot table. I will never make another, if I can avoid it. I will commit serious crimes to avoid having to do so.

— Marcus Kernohan (@mkernohan) September 14, 2016

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@stupid_runner The proportion of times when Excel has tried to help me that were actually helpful asymptotes to 0 as t -> infinity

— Colin Angus (@VictimOfMaths) September 9, 2016

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I just made an excel chart of my classes EVERYONE SHOULD DO THIS pic.twitter.com/8se1Aoz5Rb

— ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@yodizzler) September 14, 2016

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Few things more painful in life than working through an excel worksheet as a class

— Ammie ✨ (@AmmieLevi) September 15, 2016

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Is there anything more annoying than that stupid yellow enable edit thing when you go to open up Word or Excel documents?!?!

— Jennifer Young (@PGJenny) September 8, 2016

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You must be 18 to use this workbook. It’s rated X for #Excel. O_o

— science_goddess (@science_goddess) September 7, 2016

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I saved the workbook I’ve been working on for nearly three hours and excel crashed seconds later. Living life on the absolute edge today

— Casey Gamble (@caseyjgamble) September 12, 2016

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Am I the only one that would LOVE a Pokemon Go to Excel export? I want to track and chart my candy types!

— /Fay-lee-nuh/ (@Felienne) September 10, 2016

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Every pivot table I set up requires three attempts to get it to do what I want. This is supposedly a skill I’ve had for ~7 years

— Sean Connolly (@vaguity) September 13, 2016

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I’m the Data King. An Excel formatting wizard. The Pivot Table Prince. All bow before my spreadsheet prowess

— M[]KE (@alldayledet) September 14, 2016

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This morning I used the neologism “nerd-gasm” after solving the problem of there being no n-roots in excel. I’m both proud and ashamed.

— Trivia Tom (@maydont) September 15, 2016

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I dreamt about excel functions last night. needless to say, i should work less.

— Jenna Tanenbaum (@urbanfitopia) September 15, 2016

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@chrisriggins6 Excel is fine. You’re the problem.

— JA Clark (@JAClark_13) September 9, 2016

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This Week’s Tweets By

Tareq + the machine, Nathan Fisher, Marcus Kernohan, Colin Angus, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Ammie ✨, Jennifer Young, science_goddess, Casey Gamble, /Fay-lee-nuh/, Sean Connolly, M[]KE, Trivia Tom, Jenna Tanenbaum, JA Clark

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