Excel Twitter 20170901
If Excel seems boring, dream about dragons while doing your work. Or, have a few Margaritas. And when you get to workbook 68, ask for a raise. You might get $10!
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
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- if you can’t work with wrenches, you wouldn’t get a job as a mechanic. Same should go for excel and office jobs.
- I would have to get paid a LOT of money to work in Excel every day.
- I feel so accomplished when I make a good pivot table in Excel
- i think my work desktop is excited for the long weekend bc excel keeps on crashing
- How someone can work in the vendor world and now know how to do an excel vlookup is beyond me!! I’m tired of explaining it.
- It’s been 10 mins of my professor clicking on a screenshot of excel within a slideshow trying to figure out why the excel sheet won’t work
- Learning excel well was the best thing I ever did
- Trying to work with Microsoft Excel today makes me wanna consume so many margaritas
- Hello Excel my old friend it’s time to chart with you, again
- 10/10 would recommend for work listening. Excel productivity increases when I’m dreaming about dragons
- Attempting to work but ending up like this. That Excel sheet
- It’s a little known fact*, the source code in the Matrix is actually Excel. Because the world runs on Excel.*not an actual fact
- You know it’s been a busy day when you open a new worksheet in Excel and it says “Workbook 68.”
- I’m playing with numbers and doing pivot tables on Microsoft Excel. For fun. This is a whole new level of boredom.
- If I had a dollar for every time I solved a problem in Excel with a VLOOKUP I’d … have about ten dollars. #Excel
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
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if you can’t work with wrenches, you wouldn’t get a job as a mechanic. Same should go for excel and office jobs.
— Matthew Towne (@LBC_Float) August 25, 2017
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I would have to get paid a LOT of money to work in Excel every day.
— The False God Ba’al (@TheFalseGodBaal) August 28, 2017
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I feel so accomplished when I make a good pivot table in Excel
— Jackson (@JSJohn14) August 25, 2017
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i think my work desktop is excited for the long weekend bc excel keeps on crashing
— lee ❄❄❄ (@_xiusoo) August 31, 2017
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How someone can work in the vendor world and now know how to do an excel vlookup is beyond me!! I’m tired of explaining it.
— Risa (@M_fletch10) August 29, 2017
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It’s been 10 mins of my professor clicking on a screenshot of excel within a slideshow trying to figure out why the excel sheet won’t work
— lindsey (@lindseyslader) August 30, 2017
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Learning excel well was the best thing I ever did
— jawz (@JOSS_BOSS) August 28, 2017
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Trying to work with Microsoft Excel today makes me wanna consume so many margaritas
— Kristen Gardner (@klgardnerxo) August 30, 2017
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Hello Excel my old friend
it’s time to chart with you, again
— Jaye Horbay (@horbayj) August 31, 2017
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10/10 would recommend for work listening. Excel productivity increases when I’m dreaming about dragons pic.twitter.com/zVwpV9bCIl
— kelly (@kellystraniero) August 28, 2017
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Attempting to work but ending up like this. That Excel sheet pic.twitter.com/hyuGElwKnC
— Heba Abul (@hebaabul) August 30, 2017
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It’s a little known fact*, the source code in the Matrix is actually Excel. Because the world runs on Excel.
*not an actual fact
— Anže Vodovnik (@Avodovnik) August 25, 2017
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You know it’s been a busy day when you open a new worksheet in Excel and it says “Workbook 68.”
— Kaitlyn Walker (@kaitlyn1229) August 24, 2017
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I’m playing with numbers and doing pivot tables on Microsoft Excel. For fun. This is a whole new level of boredom.
— B (@_BSmoov_) August 29, 2017
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If I had a dollar for every time I solved a problem in Excel with a VLOOKUP I’d … have about ten dollars. #Excel
— Mark Greenaway (@certifiedwaif) August 29, 2017
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This Week’s Tweets By
Matthew Towne, The False God Ba’al, Jackson, lee , Risa, lindsey, jawz, Kristen Gardner, Jaye Horbay, kelly, Heba Abul, Anže Vodovnik, Kaitlyn Walker, B, Mark Greenaway
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