Excel Twitter 20170922
Does your dad believe that Excel can do anything, or has it drained his life force? And what about you – are you Spock or Kirk in a spreadsheet? Or just a regular nerd, trying to calculate the gender balance?
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
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- First day of work and found myself allergic to excel
- I have this same problem if I spend a big portion of my day working with spreadsheets. Excel dreams are the worst!
- Excel requires you to be Spock to work it, but you can Kirk it with conditional formatting #excelwiz #geek #bossmode #cubicallife
- Whenever I get stressed in life I usually just build an Excel model to solve my problem works 9/10 times
- We realise that both pie chart sections are labeled “Male”… this reflects poorly on our Excel skills, rather than our gender balance.
- i calculate that 20% of my time at work is spent doing other things while excel tries to open a file
- Just learned a cool new trick in excel! Do I have a problem that things like this really excite me?
- My dad says you can do in Excel anything you can do in any other Office product. He’s probably right. Spreadsheets work magic.
- Nothing like a night of updating the formulas and macro code for a 10 year old excel doc. #TeacherLife
- sometimes the best way to solve a client’s problem is just Excel and some macros
- Told my boss, “I love Excel assignments, keep giving me these” and she goes, “it’s great to have a nerd like this on our team” #accountant
- Yooo I’m filling out an application for work and all I can think about is how well this excel is formatted
- The high-point of my day at work; I just figured out how to clear old data from pivot tables in Excel.
- I’m not sure why, but whenever I work on excel sheets I become a bottomless pit of hunger. I assume the data is draining my life-force.
- When I code (however rudimentarily) in excel and it freaking works
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
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First day of work and found myself allergic to excel
— Haze (@Dideliot) September 18, 2017
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I have this same problem if I spend a big portion of my day working with spreadsheets. Excel dreams are the worst!
— Chanele (@CocoChanele) September 19, 2017
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Excel requires you to be Spock to work it, but you can Kirk it with conditional formatting #excelwiz #geek #bossmode #cubicallife
— Bryan Hassinger (@bhassinger254) September 18, 2017
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Whenever I get stressed in life I usually just build an Excel model to solve my problem works 9/10 times
— zach (@ZachGrena) September 20, 2017
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We realise that both pie chart sections are labeled “Male”… this reflects poorly on our Excel skills, rather than our gender balance. pic.twitter.com/E0qYZnWFIr
— We Break Strings (@WeBreakStrings) September 17, 2017
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i calculate that 20% of my time at work is spent doing other things while excel tries to open a file
— The Good Waifu (@guldeuxchats) September 19, 2017
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Just learned a cool new trick in excel! Do I have a problem that things like this really excite me?
— Michael Peterson (@MichaelIanPPete) September 20, 2017
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My dad says you can do in Excel anything you can do in any other Office product. He’s probably right. Spreadsheets work magic.
— Susan (@hixystix) September 16, 2017
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Nothing like a night of updating the formulas and macro code for a 10 year old excel doc. #TeacherLife
— Joshua Bowman (@JoshuaBowman) September 20, 2017
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sometimes the best way to solve a client’s problem is just Excel and some macros
— Jimmy Bogard (@jbogard) September 19, 2017
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Told my boss, “I love Excel assignments, keep giving me these” and she goes, “it’s great to have a nerd like this on our team” #accountant
— Blow Ma (@BlowManoj) September 19, 2017
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Yooo I’m filling out an application for work and all I can think about is how well this excel is formatted
— Peter Terrell (@PeterTerrell) September 18, 2017
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When I code (however rudimentarily) in excel and it freaking works pic.twitter.com/kwQCCQ5JqK
— Kicia (@evening_redness) September 20, 2017
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I’m not sure why, but whenever I work on excel sheets I become a bottomless pit of hunger. I assume the data is draining my life-force.
— ScarlettSiren (@scarlettsiren) September 19, 2017
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The high-point of my day at work: I just figured out how to clear old data from pivot tables in Excel.
— karina (@KDolehide) September 19, 2017
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This Week’s Tweets By
Haze, Chanele, Bryan Hassinger, zach, We Break Strings, The Good Waifu , Michael Peterson, Susan, Joshua Bowman, Jimmy Bogard, Blow Ma, Peter Terrell, karina, ScarlettSiren, Kicia
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