Excel Twitter 20171013
If pivot tables make you cry, don’t put them on your resume. Those Wall Street guys won’t like it. Just have some sushi, then make a Gantt chart instead.
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
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- I just cried over a pivot table. Is it the weekend yet?
- I love this new Excel feature of Not Being Able To Print Anything Anymore.
- I use the concatenate function in excel to write code more quickly can I also be a polymath or does that make me a loser unaware of looping?
- My love for Excel has me constantly questioning how I ended up in law school.
- Made my first Gantt chart in Excel so I’m gonna add “Project Management” to my CV
- When you’re put in a 2 hour meeting that could have been an email and a pivot table
- Yo girl doesn’t love you if she’s never sent you a text through Excel
- If I were a boss, I’d hire the honest guy who says he’s only okay at excel on his resume
- @L_DiPaolo My campaign to have Microsoft remove pie chart capability from Excel has not yet worked sadly.
- TFW you try using a new function in Excel, and you get it to work way quicker than you expected. #NerdLife
- I love dealing with Wall St. guys that write out the questions for an interview in an Excel spreadsheet.
- My boss thinks I’m amazing because I copy & paste things in excel and send them back really quickly.
- @meganavery_xo I would rather be at work. I love Microsoft Excel and the economy. And sushi.
- New work autoreply – “I’m afraid your data query has been rejected due to… YOUR POOR EXCEL USAGE. You may never contact me again. Ever.”
- Excel is my love language
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
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I just cried over a pivot table. Is it the weekend yet?
— Abbie Lynn (@abbielynn_) October 11, 2017
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I love this new Excel feature of Not Being Able To Print Anything Anymore.
— Matthematics Good (@matthewgood) October 10, 2017
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I use the concatenate function in excel to write code more quickly can I also be a polymath or does that make me a loser unaware of looping? https://t.co/xIuLwciPSQ
— Mark Price (@price_laborecon) October 11, 2017
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My love for Excel has me constantly questioning how I ended up in law school.
— ru ru (@rabayya_) October 9, 2017
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Made my first Gantt chart in Excel so I’m gonna add “Project Management” to my CV pic.twitter.com/SkA6MPdcMO
— Moist Towelette (@MamaGhoulette) October 12, 2017
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When you’re put in a 2 hour meeting that could have been an email and a pivot table
— Hot Mess Express (@goldenRAYEphoto) October 11, 2017
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Yo girl doesn’t love you if she’s never sent you a text through Excel pic.twitter.com/J3RbOJbKsG
— Ludaway (@Redccl_slim) October 11, 2017
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If I were a boss, I’d hire the honest guy who says he’s only okay at excel on his resume ♀
— L I S A (@Lisasinaa) October 11, 2017
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My campaign to have Microsoft remove pie chart capability from Excel has not yet worked sadly. pic.twitter.com/d0zdohmKUy
— Jeremy Teigen (@ProfTeigen) October 11, 2017
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TFW you try using a new function in Excel, and you get it to work way quicker than you expected. #NerdLife
— Troy Le Zombie (@Tlenze) October 12, 2017
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I love dealing with Wall St. guys that write out the questions for an interview in an Excel spreadsheet.
— Howard Marks (@DeepStorageNet) October 11, 2017
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My boss thinks I’m amazing because I copy & paste things in excel and send them back really quickly.
— Queen (@_QueenLOUIS) October 5, 2017
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I would rather be at work. I love Microsoft Excel and the economy. And sushi.
— John Ellis (@jon_ellis9) October 11, 2017
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New work autoreply – “I’m afraid your data query has been rejected due to… YOUR POOR EXCEL USAGE. You may never contact me again. Ever.”
— Greg Dobbins (@ThatGregDobbins) October 12, 2017
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Excel is my love language
— Emily in Accounting (@emilyiscorny) October 12, 2017
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This Week’s Tweets By
Abbie Lynn, Matthematics Good, Mark Price, ru ru, Moist Towelette, Hot Mess Express, Ludaway, L I S A, Jeremy Teigen, Troy Le Zombie, Howard Marks, Queen, John Ellis, Greg Dobbins, Emily in Accounting
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