Do you think the people from the first two tweets work in the same office? not really feelin this work thing today. who on twitter tryna see me in EXCEL Battleship?!?! lol. Why is it that I always ends up doing other peoples Excel work. So you have to colour-code a spreadsheet. What’s the first [...]

Wow, how big is that person’s monitor? I can only see 975 full cells on mine (at 100%), and my eyes are sore at the end of the day. I think I just installed 100TB of microsoft products in order to be able to spend a couple of hours reviewing a spreadsheet. @keithlaw Baseball is [...]

Uh-oh! I use Excel for work, and for leisure, and I think pivot tables are cool. Maybe it’s time for a nap. It is absolutely inexcusable when someone makes an error on an important Excel spreadsheet. Unless, of course, that someone is me… The main problem with making coffee with Excel is that the fluid [...]

Maybe it’s the 11-year-old who’s taking his time to finish that spreadsheet. If it’s someone else, I hope the boss doesn’t read Twitter! taking my time doing this Excel spreadsheet for my boss. i coulda finished it in 5mins, but ill give it to her in 30 *shrugs* Showed 11yr old step-son how to use [...]

MacGyver it into Excel. I like that, and we’ve probably all done it, without knowing what to call it! Fixed the first Excel problem of the day – a nested IF that the user claimed was misbehaving. No matter how hard I look at this spreadsheet, the numbers aren’t going to change. **sighs** How could [...]

Have you ever been distracted from Excel by your fried bee hoon? No, it’s not caused by sitting on a deck chair that’s been baking in the sun, when you take your laptop outside to work. I click on an internal webpage link on who to contact in another department… and it DOWNLOADS AN EXCEL [...]

A pie chart wrapped in a donut chart? Is that the Excel version of a KFC Double Down? Person says: "reformat" I think: "computers. reinstall OS." Coworker thinks: "Excel spreadsheet. Move data round." #perspective Everyone at my workplace is crazy for Excel & spreadsheets. Everyone. today I learnt how to do pivot tables in Excel. [...]

Yelling, cursing, and True Blood. That’s how we work with Excel — sorry Mom. La Boss: Here is disc with 10,000 records of data. Give it to me in a spreadsheet. Me: Wuuuuuuuuhhhh. Be still my beating chart. It seems that since my PhD I have *entirely* forgotten how to draw a graph in Excel. [...]

Spreadsheet coma? I’ve had that. Usually caused by ingesting large quantities of Excel. My mouse wheel doesn’t work in Excel. My job duties are primarily concerned w/ data analysis. No witty hashtag; it’d simply be expletives. Excel VBA is my paintbrush, these General Ledger spreadsheets are my canvas, and Kaskade is my muse. Time for [...]

Organization or procrastination? Who hasn’t asked that question? Boo, lost my stolen wifi at work. Looks like its excel spreadsheet time for me. #needinternetnow Hubby brought home fazolis. To bribe me to double check an accounting spreadsheet for him. Still way easier than cooking. I either need someone to come over and decode this spreadsheet [...]