When you’re up to workbook 209, and Excel is giving you chest pains, it’s time to leave. But if you learn a few fancy formulas, tomorrow might be easier.
- Lost: Motivation. Last seen skulking around the edges of an Excel spreadsheet. Reward of biscuits if found.
- dominated work this afternoon, demonstrating my skills in excel combined with my analytical mind set. what a deadly combination. #results
- Guess who just created an excel spreadsheet for a depreciation schedule using double-declining balance and a half-year convention?! #thisguy
- I once tried to use Excel’s Pivot Table function. That was pretty dangerous to my mental health. #SpokenNerd
- New pet peeve: don’t say ‘excel spreadsheet’. Either word is fine, but not both. Guy has said a dozen times in this mtg. #whitecollargripes
- There! I made a freaking HUGE excel dashboard with charts and visuals and everything…I’M LEAVING! #gooddaysir
- Why won’t Excel just work!!!!
- Watching videos at work that teach you how to use Excel…hopefully in no time I’ll become an Excel genius! haha (i wish)
- Just spent 2 hrs entering expenses in excel for mtg w/accountant. He is 100% going to laugh in my face at my pathetic charts and graphs.
- just because you know how to make pivot tables doesn’t give you the right to consider yourself an "excel expert" #toomuchcredit #not@work
- mostly I am tweeting here because I am avoiding an excel spreadsheet of financial data !
- Accountant and marketing manager have been proper buzzing off Excel charts and macros for days. Is it right to pity them?
- OMG! so proud of myself for successfully did up a USEFUL pivot table. muahahhahahaha!
- You can tell it’s been a fun day at work when you open a new excel spreadsheet and it says workbook209 …
- No lunch, work nightmare continues, Excel-induced headache & stress-induced chest pains.
- Someone just showed me how to do a 10 minute formula in excel that would have saved me hours of work last week :-/
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