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Stop worrying and start loving Excel. It will be nice to you very soon!

• Creating "good eater chart" with Excel. #parenting2012 ►
• Is there a program you recommend for making knit charts? Or does everyone just muddle through with excel? ► 
• Excel bar charts…why can’t they be prettier? ► 
• Argh! When my dad said "my son will excel in life" he did not mean late night excel sheets!! Can someone please pivot my life? :-/ ►
• I am just about to bang out a spreadsheet and am actually excited about seeing how fast I can do it…wow, it’s so obvious I’m unemployed! ► 
• Just realised I hadn’t got the titles right on a graph in a 2.5MB excel file and need to edit them. My computer does not like this. ►
• I am going to title my project: Dr. Robertson, how I learned to stop worrying and love the excel. ► 
• I’m an Excel spreadsheet kind of person. I have all my scores, averages, etc. from golf in 2011. So far in 2012 I’m eight strokes better … ► 
• turning on my old pc to use excel 2003 (07/10 suck and i can’t figure out line graphs on them) has reminded me why i now own a mac. ►
• chemlab partner, why you no put our excel data in one workbook w/ separate sheets instead of 5 different workbooks?? ►
• I love you Microsoft Excel. Please be very nice to me very soon. ► 
• Tryin to work out how to create charts in Excel = alot of swearing!!! I hate Excel!!! ► 

Related Excel Links

• Excel Charting Tools
• Excel Golf Scores Template
• Excel Weekly Meal Planner

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I’ve seen an audit bag, but never heard of a bag audit. Maybe that’s because I have the technological mentality of a 50-year-old.

• Is there a limit to how much information you should present on an MS Excel graph? Or does it not matter as long as clarity is maintained? ► 
• Plus you usually hate yourself for using Excel. Like you sit there making a spreadsheet wishing it would end. ►
• Another entry for "Stuff you know, but needs to have repeated", SAVE YOUR WORK OFTEN! This courtesy of a lost hour of Excel work… ►
• This week I was filming at the Excel centre. The odd thing is that I did no spreadsheet work. #badjoke ►
• I just said out loud to myself, "That’d be an awesome Excel spreadsheet to make!" I *may* be an even bigger nerd than I realized. ►
• I just had the ultimate nerd moment… I had dream about programming some interesting stuff in excel for work smh… ►
• Ah the joys of excel pivot tables. So much muckraking potential at one’s fingertips #datanerdery ►
• We’re having a "bag audit". Mr Manbag has drawn up a spreadsheet. We’re going to photograph all my bags. I may be some time. ►
• Oh I actually found a wedding planning duty for my fiancé!!! Excel spreadsheet of guests and what meals they pick. ►
• cant work excel to save my life , technological mentality of a 50 year old ►
• "Excel on an iPad? Really? For what, a shopping list? I cannot imagine doing real Excel work on a 10" screen without a keyboard." – MTE ►
• The age if the SmartPhone…I’m sitting here waiting for John Carter 3D to start and reading some pivot table articles. ► 
• It’d be rad if Trump were, like, "Your challenge today is to create a global pivot table that tracks the error rate of Walgreens UPC scans" ►

Related Excel Links

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel Weekly Meal Planner

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Does Excel deserve a bad rap? Does the dark lord of Excel work at city hall and listen to Keith Urban?

• Something very soothing about making project plans in Excel. It’s like work but not work. It requires action but no real thought. ►
• Stuff I love: Keith Urban, MS Excel, and quiet in the office. And I’ve got all three right now, suckas ► 
• the ‘appointment system’ for San Diego city hall is an EXCEL SPREADSHEET. no wonder mine was lost and they wasted my afternoon ►
• Someone just sent a brochure design in MS Excel. True story. (that’s a spreadsheet program if you didn’t know) ►
• What’s worse is that this started out as a joke excel spreadsheet. This is no longer the case. ►
• There should be a ban on any work involving #Excel on Fridays. Is it 5:00 yet? ►
• Shut off the lights in my office to work in the shade, everyone is questioning it. Should’ve told them I was invoking the dark lord of Excel ►
• Just lost all of yesterday’s work in Excel. Microsoft: Great while it works, when it works, if it works, until it doesn’t. ►
• I like big spreadsheet+I cannot lie.Your other data can’t deny.When the bean walks in w/a pivot table and some google analytics u get SPRUNG ►
• That humbling moment when you realize that formulas, mail merges, and beautiful charts don’t actually mean you’re good at Excel. ►
• not sure which is worse the people who don’t check formulas or the pivot table freaks ►

Related Links

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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If your Excel charts are too horrifying, perhaps you were inputting the wrong data. If not, maybe some kickboxing with solve the problem.

• I can honestly say I get Microsoft Office envy at work daily. Its amazing what some people can do with an #excel spreadsheet. #justsayin ►
• Googling "how to make a bar graph in excel" works, in case you were wondering. ►
• Using Excel, entering data, making formulas, finding the standard deviations, LIKE A BOSS. ►
• My first March Madness in the working world. I never thought I would use the fake excel spreadsheet on CBS for real. #fb ►
• Teach used my Excel spreadsheet that modeled fractional banking in class. I’ll go ahead and mark today as a win. ►
• Nothing against the überholy. I just like the idea of a God with a gigantic Excel spreadsheet tracking swears. ►
• If you make an Excel spreadsheet note, there is such a thing as having to many font colors and shading! #cantseetheforestforallthetrees ►
• Just downloaded a CSV of my credit card transactions and created some Excel charts. Truly horrifying. ►
• Spent the entire afternoon traveling the country via an excel spreadsheet. I’ve been to every town with a b&n #worldbooknight ►
• after an hour of work. you find out that you were inputting the wrong information into excel. #firstyearproblems ►
• I had to watch a video on Youtube to figure out how to make a chart on Excel. That’s where I’m at in life. ►
• Getting to grips with pie charts on excel #brainsurgeon #callmedoctor ►
• whenever I find a solution to a problem I’ve having with Microsoft Excel, I want to do kickboxing moves in my cubicle to celebrate. ►

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Data Entry Tips
• Excel Functions 

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Before you burn you mouse, make sure that you really know all the Excel shortcut keys. Otherwise, you and Excel might end up with irreconcilable differences.

• Making a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet with all my potential jobs on it. This is how real nerds assess their career options. ►
• you would think I would love a 4 hour microsoft excel training…but I don’t. #dying ►
• Spent a good hour trying to get a DCOUNT to work when all I really needed was a pivot table. #Exceltip #nerdtalk As you were… ►
• Memorize all shortcut keys in excel to the extent that you need mouse no more to do your work. #tipstobecomeanactuary *burn the mouse!* ►
• If it is wrong to <3 Excel Pivot Charts I don’t want to be right. ►
• its adorable when people who don’t know excel use excel and try to make it "pretty". its annoying when i then have to work with the "pretty" ►
• I attempted creating graphs for my data using Excel, but I simply cannot. I am incapable. It is impossible. It trolls. ►
• You: problem solving that potentially saves lives. Me: Problem solving that fixes an excel spreadsheet formula. Um…… ►
• Seriously Excel how hard is it to graph X vs Y? I’ll even select the colums I want you to compare because I’m nice like that. ►
• When I sort by name in a spreadsheet – I expect it to be alphabetical. In what language is T before R in the alphabet excel? ►
• Husband has just told me he is building an "irreconcilable differences" excel spreadsheet. #newlyweddedbliss ► 

Related Links

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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Now it’s getting personal – Excel charts are interfering with our hair maintenance! Maybe that’s why Loud Guy makes so much noise.

• I am stuck in excel spreadsheet hell. HELL!! *shakes fist at the crappiness of it all* #shouldhavebeenabakerbytrade ► 
• Staying at work later than normal because I’m totally slaying this spreadsheet and can’t stop. #Excel ► 
• LOUD GUY is back from vacation and just startled me out of an excel spreadsheet stupor.Mix in construction noise.. #lifeincubeworld ►
• It’s astonishing how clunky Excel is at graphs. Isn’t that, like, one of the two main things it does? ►
• It’s really pointless to have the argument "I’m right, and you’re wrong" with a computer, right? Stupid Excel just do what I want you to do! ►
• That awesome moment when I can code in 6 languages but I don’t know jack about Excel Solver & am therefore useless 4 this optimization model ►
• "Whomp whomp whomp blah blah blah workbook blah blah blah Excel blah blah blah blah" is all I hear my CSC teacher saying ►
• I need an excel spreadsheet to keep track of who’s pregnant and their due dates. You might think I’m kidding but I’m not. #SOMANYBEBEHS ►
• can’t even finish doing my hair cause i wasted my time trying to figure out how to use excel to make a graph for some stupif work bs ( ►
• my boss told me to "look at this doo-hickey" in reference to an excel worksheet earlier #LandOfTheOkies ►
• Making a spreadsheet for my holiday. Fun organised into columns. ►
• Today I’m thankful for Excel Pivot Tables. Save me from hours of grunt work sifting through thousands of data entries. ► 
• If we have to work on this excel project in this class again I’m just gonna walk out. ► 
• no. It’s easier to get Excel to work, than to get kids to. ►
• It’s midnight and I’m redoing someone elses work because they can’t work Excel. LEARN THESE THINGS PEOPLE, I WON’T BE THERE IN THE FUTURE. ►
• I should really start on this excel work…. But I think ima fold clothes instead ►
• Started a new Excel doc… for tracking my work outs. What? I’m an Analyst, you need data, metrics and KPIs to improve! #WorkLifeBlended ►

Related Links

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel VBA 

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If the coffee and chocolate don’t solve all your Excel problems, have a few cups of tea. Then you should be ready to tackle that nail polish worksheet!

• I have a dream that someday, Excel will have a "boss button" that pops up the NCAA March Madness coverage ►
• Why are excel spreadsheet so bloody hard to print? I swear I never used to care about this nonsense ►
• I was up at 5.30 this morning poring over the colour co-ordinated Excel spreadsheet of our wedding table plan- nightmare #getalife ►
• I’m a group that can solve complex legal stuff but yet none of us can use excel for a basic spreadsheet. #lawschoolproblems ►
• The best part of my day was the wicked awesome Excel spreadsheet I made. Vlookup, YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME. #datanerd ►
• Hey Microsoft Office Developer, could you make chart maker at Microsoft excel to be easier to use? ►
• We are in the age of Google and You Tube, don’t tell me you don’t know how to make a freakin’ graph using excel! ►
• Currently making an Excel spreadsheet to categorize my nail polishes. Now if I only knew how to use it… ►
• Is it weird that I’m completely obsessed with finding new ways to chart formulas in excel? Manipulating numbers is my new Pinterest. ►
• Need. Coffee. Now. (also chocolate, and a change of CD) #excel #charts ►
• I actually don’t believe that people don’t know how to make graphs on excel. There’s a button with a picture of a graph on it; try it. ►
• #Saturday night: 2002=stilettos, meat-packing district 2012=excel pivot charts & going 2 bed AT THE TIME I would b starting my nite in 2002 ►
• On my fifth Monday tea break before 3 already, because I have a super hard excel problem to fix. Tea solves everything right? RIIIIIIGHT? ► 
• Don’t you just love it when you can get a Pivot Table to do your work for you? #ilovespreadsheets #needtogetoutmore ► 

Related Links

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel VLOOKUP Function

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Did you remember to change your clocks to Daylight Savings Time, or did you keep Excel waiting this morning? 

• I love Corporate Finance’s gentle reminder that it’s #daylightsavings this weekend. Heaven forbid we should keep Excel waiting on a Monday. ►
• Dad: meghan can I work on excel on the apple me: dad its called an ipad……. #ohlord #technologicallychallenged ►
• omfg so i saved my excel files and then literally 2 seconds afterwards everything just quit on me. but IT SAVED. IT SAVED ALL MY WORK. BLESS ►
• It’s depressing how excited I get when my boss compliments my Excel spreadsheets #cubelife #growingupisbittersweet ►
• i’ve been looking at this excel worksheet for like 15mins. i forgot what i was supposed to do with it. distracted? um, yeah. ►
• All free apps online say they are free and then sell your information. Know what’s free? An Excel spreadsheet. ►
• Closed stuff on PC before shutting down. Excel asked if want to save. Assumed stupid question, clicked No. All day’s work lost. ►
• I’m downstairs studying. My mom is upstairs doing reports. She bbms me to ask me how to work out some excel formulas. Gotta love technology! ► 
• Thought I’d import UK weather data from #Azure #Marketplace into #PowerPivot to check it out. 12 million rows and several hours later… ►
• Might be about time to learn to use pivot tables. (excel) Sigh. New level of geekdom, I guess I had to go there sometime. ► 
• My ability to sort, filter or in anyway use a pivot table has left me. I could cry with frustration. ►
• debugging excel forumlas is…stupid. who thought this crap up? i hate you. ►
• Just reached end of Excel worksheet- Column IV. Who knew? It’s like looking under the curtain at the edge of the world in the Truman Show. ►

Related Links

• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables 
• PowerPivot from Identical Files

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Warning — if you try to attract suitors with your spreadsheet stories, you might end up with Excel as your dinner companion. Of course, in some cases, that is the best choice.

• I have beaten an Excel =IF,VLOOKUP formula. I feel like I’ve just finished kiling the last boss on the internet. ►
• Someone just asked me if i could convert an excel spreadsheet to video… and they were dead serious ►
• My Dad is correcting my excel worksheet of my student loan payoff schedule…can’t tell him nothing ►
• I just learned how to do graphs and pie charts on Excel. Now I’m going to be the go to person for this. #Damn ►
• "If you don’t need it, don’t introduce it." Peter Myers on #PowerPivot but applies to other situations as well… #td2012fi ►
• Phew. Solved big problem with control buttons moving around in Excel 2010. Answer: remove them and code cells to activate macros instead. ►
• Also lady hitting on guy. I guarantee he doesn’t care about your excel spreadsheet story. #NoGame ►
• Sunset shining into the office, giant cup of tea and a tunes are making this ginormous spreadsheet easier to handle ►
• I refuse to take petty cash to go buy new underwear. I rather go commando than re-do the weekly petty cash spreadsheet #pawoes ►
• OH: I’m not eating alone, my Excel Spreadsheet is with me. #networking #Excel #smallbiz ►
• There are few things more gratifying than identifying, changing, and fixing an Excel spreadsheet ►
• I’m sorry, but if your idea of Big Data is an access database which feeds from an Excel Spreadsheet, we have a problem. ►
• And and she doesn’t even know how to refresh a Pivot Table, let alone creating one. I’ve never dealt with someone so computer illiterate ►

Related Links

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel VLOOKUP Function

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More tweaking on the Excel Twitter layout – now, instead of the tweeter’s name, there is a link to each tweet. Click the blue triangle to see the tweeter’s info, and any replies to the tweet. If you prefer these links, or the names, please let me know.

• Wow! I saw excel used to report bugs (with screenshots!) and for tracking tasks… but code review?! This is Sparta! ►
• I have an Excel spreadsheet addiction. ►
• Damn excel files -____- This is the most work I’ve done since I started working here lol ►
• i collect my monthly tears in a graduated cylinder otherwise how can i know the grief i feel… then i chart it out in excel ►
• I was called an Excel Ninja at work today. My claim to fame: Lookups, & Trim Functions, If & When Statements. My teacher: @youtube ►
• I can judge the stress level of my day by the amount of cigarettes consumed. I’m gonna do a trend analysis chart in Microsoft excel lol….. ►
• When the teacher says "Oh just make the graph on Excel, it’ll take you less than half the time than drawing it" Do. Not. Believe. Him. ►
• For the love of all that’s holy, how can I remember every single step and tab on Ms Excel? ►
• trying to teach my 56 year old mother how to use excel & yahoo #headache gotta love her. ►
• I’m at work, wrestling with Excel. This is living. ►
• Just spent an two hours modifying some old Excel VBA. Comments FTW. Renamed some stuff and changed one line of code. ►
• Gutted that work discovered how good I am with excel and analysis projects. Guess what I’m gonna be doing for the next 3 weeks #EyeRoll ►
• My dog just sweetly rested his head on my lap. Also on my lap – my computer and 1.5 hrs of work in Excel his jowl just deleted. #UNDO #UNDO ►►
• I swear you literally have to be a brain surgeon to work Microsoft excel ►
• 7 hour seminar about excel, with no computers #fml ►
• When the excel spreadsheet you’re working on gives you motion sickness when scrolling.. you know its too big. #hardcoreaccountants ►

Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel VBA

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