Unlike Marshall’s company, we don’t have a graphics department. But if we had one, they could work on the Zombie Apocalypse prediction charts.
- I hate it when info for a spreadsheet is plopped in my lap at the last second, and i’m told to "make sense of all this".
- Excel – you are rubbish, I mean total rubbish! There was no problem saving the file, so why does it take 4 PCs & 6 reboots to open it?
- Always seem to shut my laptop down and find zillions of leftover text files with Excel formulae or code snippets… Am I the only one?!
- decided to come into work to help my boss catch up on things…bad move. now im trapped here doing excel work.
- Would be surprised if one day I get "Excel Services can’t render workbook because the spreadsheet was created in excel" #Failed
- My new workbook in Excel is Book76. I haven’t closed Excel in awhile.
- This is a ‘sit in the park and eat ice cream’ afternoon, not a ‘sit in the office and fight with Excel’ one.
- I’m surrounded by 3 monitors of excel with recursive pivot tables trying to predict the Zombie Apocalypse.
- Just got done with an excel mind puzzle at work. Learned 5 new formulas today!
- i’m breaking down the structure of parks and rec scripts. i make crazy color coded charts in excel. does anyone else do this?
- i just figured out how to make Pie Charts in Excel. i feel like Marshall on HIMYM. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaIGSOvjYec
- what is so hard about filling out a PREMADE excel spreadsheet? i mean REALLY people… #really
- Surprisingly, there were no results for the Google search "excel is from hades". Hmm. #excel
- I just figured out a simple ‘adjacent tile’ algorithm for my assignment, but using Excel to work with. I think I need to be slapped.
- It’s funny what software people use sometimes. I’ve never seen a website designed in MS Excel before
- #Wisconsin, good thing that the spreadsheet was in Excel 2007! If it’s wrong it’s wrong doesn’t matter the Excel version! :s
- I would be lying if I said I didn’t judge auditors by their use of comment boxes, merged cells, or text boxes. #excel #auditors
- You know where you’re talking to someone and you think ‘can you get any more boring?’… I don’t care about your spreadsheet problems!
- I just lost my pivot table virginity!!!
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The cautionary Excel tale warns about sorting disasters, but doesn’t mention frozen 3D pie charts or sunken pivot tables. Be careful out there!
Some people love Excel, and are applauded for their efforts. Others think Excel is a nightmare, and too cruel to use.
Paisley patterns, brain explosions, and dorky thoughts – all the ingredients for a spreadsheet of love!
Mumbling and swearing about Excel? That sounds like every time of the year, not just a specific month! You could turn up the Aerosmith, to drown it out.
Did you enjoy a beautiful, sunny weekend, far away from Excel spreadsheets? Some of us weren’t so lucky, but a glass of wine at the end of the day can help.
Much of my best Excel work is done in a sleep deprived, hunger induced state of madness. Maybe I’ll stare at relaxed cats on the Internet, and call it a night.
No April Fools in Excel – everyone who uses Excel is a superior person, who makes wrangling lots of data look easy! Just ignore that person curled up in the corner, gently rocking.
Wouldn’t it be great to have a single gadget that could run Excel, make toast and iron dress pants? Mornings would be so much easier!

