Good question – what is your definition of an Excel ninja? The ability to turn spreadsheets lilac? Doing inventory work while drinking beer?
- Spending a day in excel doing inventory work for clients isn’t that bad when you’re sitting in the sun with a beer! #mondayjoy
- i swear. since when does 11-20 automatically mean 1st of november 2020. and why the hell would i be making a spreadsheet about the future!?
- In Excel, you can’t unhide multiple worksheets at once. That’s dumb.
- Laundry & excel spreadsheets….my life is so glamorous. #sarcasm
- Microsoft Excel you are the bane of my existence! A pivot table seemed like a good idea at the time…
- In honor of me figuring out this Excel Pivot table I will do a line of fries from mcdonalds.
- I really admire someone that applies their love of comic sans to excel files.
- I am falling out with excel at a rapid speed. My spreadsheet has turned lilac. #clientslovelilac right?!?
- More than a little annoyed that days of work will go to waste because Excel is stupid. (R has a ridiculous learning curve – will work on it)
- I’m entering important tweets in an excel spreadsheet to keep track, including troll tweets. Historians will pay a fortune for it
- Typed in following search on Bing site:linkedin.com "excel ninja" -dir what is ur def of excel ninja? Pivot tables, macros, vba programming?
- At work. Stupid reports. My battle with Excel and predicting when it will crashes begins. Bets anyone? Times?
- Just got emailed an 8 page Excel spreadsheet for the wedding I’m in. DANG.
- Excel, why do you think there are a MILLION rows of data here when there are clearly only 10? Don’t make me hate you. #work
- What kind of Corp Rep project doesn’t require you to submit an excel sheet? This is a joke, seriously.
- I was not born for spreadsheet hell, I know that much #excel
- I’m playing VAT Reconciliation Warrior 12: The Pivot Table. I’m a level 23 accounting warlock in the Excel Circle.
- I still haven’t finished this stupid excel workbook. Mainly because it’s stupid and I’m uninterested in it.
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Whether you’re in fashion school or helping grandma, Excel can help. And if you forget how to calculate percentages, a pie chart might not be the best long term solution.
If Excel work is making you depressed, take a break, and jot down a few new ideas. Or maybe Satan could teach you to play the blues.
It was the opposite of a sunny day here yesterday, so there was no temptation to stop working in Excel and go outside. 
Things can turn ugly when Excel processes go rogue, and Excel demons appear. A pivot table wizard or flux capacitor might solve the problem.
I hope your day in Excel didn’t leave you feeling pivot brained and body slammed! That could result in your talking like a pirate.
People must have worked with Excel formulas all weekend, because there were several tweets about brackets. There was probably lots of pivoting too.
Did you get punked by Excel today? Is the Ribbon making you crazy? Or are you loving Excel…pour le moment?
