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Excel Twitter 20120425

Debra — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 04:01:00 +0000

If you can work Excel like a magician, you won’t need a team of assistants, or a stapler, to build your spreadsheets.

I love excel spreadsheets and have began using them unnecessarily just for fun ►
I just learned how to do a pivot table in excel. I feel like I just discovered the wheel. This is game changing. ►
One more look at an Excel spreadsheet and I may just drop out of school. #Overdramatic #DontCare #Frustrated ►
I wonder what it says about my job that the integration of Excel and Photoshop would make my work a LOT easier and more efficient! ►
this morning i will mainly be creating a large excel spreadsheet – yawn – one day i will have a team of assistants to do this sort of thing ►
At the end of Dilemma, when Kelly receives that text, why does it show up on an Excel Spreadsheet? :L #weird ►
If life is throwing you too much: select all->remove duplicates->insert pivot table->count your blessings. You’ll probably get an error. ►
My boss’ keyboard might as well be in Chinese bc that’s how she looks at it when Excel is open…. ►
Between Excel refusing to start/recognize any of my files and the revamp in the reporting grid this week’s charts involve a lot of yelling ►
Getting to the bottom of a excel spreadsheet makes you feel like a magician. ►
Can’t do work. Lost my stapler. Need my stapler for excel to work. ►
I dont think it’s so dumb to make an #excel #spreadsheet of your #match.com dates, SENDING it TO one of said dates? Ticket on the DUMB train ►

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Debra — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 04:01:00 +0000

Some people are using Excel to keep track of their online dating, and beauty products. I’d rather have old people problems, like poorly formatted forms.

My boss just perked up when I said "pivot table". #NERDALERT ►
If pivot tables were a source of sustainable nutrition I wouldn’t need to eat for a week. Holy freaking Excel day. #I‘mHungry ►
Who wakes up a 3am on a Saturday because they had an idea about an Excel chart???? me. thats who. ►
I reactivated my twitter just to ask if anyone knows how to make a damn graph on excel,help me!!! ►
Joey made fun of me bc I keep an Excel spreadsheet of my fav beauty products… Ok, so I’m a nerd for beauty, so what?! >;[ ►
I wish I could write Excel Macros like a boss. My job would be so much easier. ►
The moment of horror when Excel unexpectedly shuts down your chem lab with 27 different graphs. #saveitplease ►
I wish I could put the contents of my closet into a pivot table. ►
finally figured out scroll lock was on after a day of manually clicking between excel cells because arrows "didn’t work" #fml ►
Poorly formatted Excel forms at work annoy me to no end. I don’t know why people signed off on this crap. #oldpeopleproblems ►
Nothing more frustrating than working in an Excel spreadsheet where every cell has a live URL in it. Right click+R, you are my new bff. ►
Open Excel. Give the file a name, save it. That’s my dating spreadsheet. ►
My boss accidentally showed an excel sheet with all our names listed PLUS a column called "Observed Behavior". Time to update resume. ►
Am I the only one who has an Excel spreadsheet of all the artists/songs/albums I’ve ever liked since the age of 12? This is why I’m a loser. ►

Excel Twitter 20120420

Debra — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 04:02:00 +0000

Do you dream about doing Excel stuff all day? Or is that a nightmare? Maybe the answer depends on the pay level.

I don’t understand people who use these fancy $ budgeting websites. It’s called an Excel spreadsheet, people. Simple as that. ►
there’s only so long I can stare at an Excel spreadsheet before I go blind! need cute kitty pics stat! ►
My afternoon has flown by thanks to Excel analysis…does that make me weird? My graphs are pretty ►
If u hold the down arrow key in an excel 2003 workbook starting at cell A1 it will go as far as A650000 and take 45 mins and 50 secs #bored ►
My phone just corrected ‘graphs’ to ‘Iraqis’. Now my brother thinks I want help making Iraqis on Excel. #predictivetextfail #simplethings ►
That or a pivot table. I hear some combination of fire and pivot tables solves most Excel problems. ►
Hey man you leave Excel alone! Excel rocks. If people used Excel properly no-one would have a problem with it. >:( ►
With just a capped pen and an LCD monitor, you too can turn a mundane excel spreadsheet into a very unsatisfying game of Fruit Ninja. ►
Never EVER get bored with #Excel. Surely there must be a (highly paid) job out there that would allow me to "do Excel stuff" all day. ►
Creepy guy keeps notes on dates, posts them on Excel spreadsheet on internet. Hit him in face with sock full of condensed bellyache please ►
When I close my eyes all I see is an Excel spreadsheet with numbers swirling around. Getting to sleep tonight should be fun. ►
I wish everyone got as excited about excel as I did…so they wouldn’t look at me weird when I giggle due to my epic spreadsheet #nerd ►
This evening – just me, the football, beers and a massive excel spreadsheet. ►
Making an Excel Workbook idiot-proof. Harder than you may think. ►

Excel Twitter 20120418

Debra — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 04:02:00 +0000

Wine with dinner is an excellent reward, so treat yourself if you’ve spent the day debugging Excel macros.

Taught myself how to do a pivot table in excel without the help of a BA. My reward? Wine while cooking dinner. #corporateamerica ►
Just saw a hologram of Tupac working on an Excel pivot table in the office down the row from me. How strange. ►
First it awakens, then it showers, then it gets dressed, then it brews coffee, then it drives to work, then it opens Microsoft Excel. ►
Just fill one excel cell with 2-3 paras of info… no problem #sigh #procurement ►
They should rename "College Degree" to "Expensive Validation You Can Make a Colored Bar Graph in Excel ". Winking emoticon included. ►
Damn you "Error 1004: Application-defined or object-defined" for a piece of code that hasn’t changed and WORKED FINE BEFORE!! #Excel ►
Anyone who is good at excel and able to turn 3 million numbers into a legible graph.. I’m willing to pay ►
Making a wedding planning spreadsheet. Sad or organised? I’m undecided.. ►
just spent an hour looking at excel formulas to send out post cards for work. #seriously #fml ►
Making graphs on excel seem so easy…..yet they are so hard #eme2040 ►
Nothing says "I’m back at work" like debugging macros in Excel spreadsheets… >.< ►
When did #excel start sucking so much. I remember when it used to work without crashing ►

Excel Twitter 20120416

Debra — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 04:02:00 +0000

Don’t knock over pencil cups, just because someone wants you to colour code an Excel file. That type of thing should only happen in the Kid Zone.

Going to bed with stupid excel formulas still on my mind. You may have won today Excel but tomorrow…I OWN you! #sleepwithoneeyeopen ►
It’s Friday night in Las Vegas and I have an Excel spreadsheet open. #MothersLockUpYourDaughters ►
you give me a 5 page excel spreadsheet to sort and color code? I knock over your pencil cup.. on purpose. #officejustice ►
You know what a pivot table is? No? Thank your lucky stars… #excelhell ►
Eww. Gross. I hate seagulls. They have officially been added to "Things I Hate: The MS Excel Spreadsheet". ►
Just created a graph for a 400-level research class using a website called "Kidz Zone" because Excel is too confusing for me. ►
That moment when you realise excel has incorrectly sorted names & email addresses & you’ve uploaded to the database. #FML ►
My motto when using Excel to make graphs/charts/pretty things: use ALL the colors!1! ►
Can I just point out that my phone has EXCEL. For those spreadsheet emergencies… ►
I’ve created an Excel spreadsheet and line graph clocking my weight loss. I’m micro-managing my vanity. PowerPoint presentation forthcoming. ►
just got too excited over the fact you can COLOUR CODE tabs in excel (Wedding spreadsheet just got so much better!) ►

Excel Twitter 20120413

Debra — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 04:01:00 +0000

Today’s tweets were hard to believe. Are you sure that nobody cares about making Excel charts? Is it possible that the boss was right about something?

Now my boss wants to know why weekly cost projections have switched from Excel to a spray painted message on his desk threatening his dog. ►
Discovered the keyboard shortcut for switching sheets in an Excel workbook. My excitement about this seems a sad commentary on my life. ►
This year I’ve resolved to learn VBA for Excel. I’m not too old to learn how to code! ►
That awkward moment when you realize your boss was completely right about links to other files in excel. #dontdoit #ruined #analystproblems ►
Although the creating of graphs etc on excel seems easy, getting it to display the right data seems to be the challenge! Ahhhhh! ►
Trying to go through this handbook for work and it reads: "This is the single most difficult thing to do on Microsoft Excel" #FML ►
This morning: thinking about avant-garde periodicals of the 20s. This afternoon: making excel charts of corporate finances #dayjob ►
I am dreading tomorrow already. Because tomorrow is going to be spent in a conference room with a thousand excel sheets! #fml ►
Even now, my fingers itch with the yearning to open up Excel and create vast swaths of color-coded schedule charts. But no! I must not. ►
Dear Teacher, Nobody cares about making charts in Microsoft Excel! Please let us leave. Sincerely, Your horribly bored student ►
I hate this job.. you want that messed up data sheet put in excel? Well, I can’t read it and the disorganization gives me a headache. #FML ►
that is the truth, had to help my boss "because her #s disappeared in excel" she had typed them on white font ►

Excel Twitter 20120411

Debra — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 04:01:00 +0000

It’s fine to yell "Bullseye" occasionally, while working in Excel. Just don’t go to the dark side.

Haha, I have a good sense of humor and enjoy a good joke, except in the instances listed in the attached Excel spreadsheet. Please forward. ►
i was going to make you guys a chart, but i don’t know how to use microsft excel. ►
As a rule I think journalists should try to make their charts look as un-excel like as possible. ►
I have made an incredible spreadsheet. It has drop downs, filters, & coloured cells! I wonder if Facebook want to buy it for $10 million? ►
Staying back at work to run reports… this calls for an Excel party! Have sour candy, upbeat tunes and an empty room ►
Have you started writing all your "code" in Word and PowerPoint yet? It’s over when you’re proud of an Excel macro. ►
I have become one with the spreadsheet, a master of the pivot table. Another netwoker going to the #darkside ►
And that is one full year’s worth of participation marks built into a sexy sexy spreadsheet. PS I make sexy spreadsheets. ►
It should be illegal to put a 100+ line Excel spreadsheet into a PowerPoint presentation. ►
…just entered data into spreadsheet cell "T16," and whispered, "*Bullseye.*" #starwars #hahaNERD ►

Excel Twitter 20120409

Debra — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 04:01:00 +0000

If Excel could talk, would it really sound like Marvin from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? Would it be perfect husband material?

I typed a date into an excel spreadsheet on Thursday and it changed into a random number. I immediately called the bomb squad. ►
Am juggling twin tasks of making a pot of sambhar and extracting data from an Excel pivot table. Maami says "Such perfect husband material" ►
I made an excel spreadsheet cataloging all of my clothes…what kind of monster have I become? ►
I’d rather draw my graphs personally on paper, than to watch a YouTube tutorial teaching me how to draw them on Excel #sadunilife ►
Today spent all day making graphs in Excel. If Excel could speak, I think it would sound like Marvin from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. ►
Running a macro for pivot tables on excel is *really* not conducive to my current dizziness&threatening nausea. Too much movement going on! ►
I’d rather take a puck off the collarbone than look at one more spreadsheet #notafinancemajor ►
Calculating numbers, and creating a pie chart for those numbers without the books help on Excel…..I feel so smart ►
You should see the Excel workbook I made for work. Cut our monthly work down by 2 days at least. So complex but so effective. #ButNoPayRaise ►
Dad looks at my graphs I did on excel "oh what a beauty" "excuse me?" #lovemydad ►

Excel Twitter 20120405

Debra — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 04:01:00 +0000

Be nice to Excel, or it could delete all your work. Even your former boss, who makes way too much money, knows that.

My first Excel spreadsheet, it’s going well. ►
My info tech lecturer just said #Excel is stupid…THANK YOU!!! iThought it was just me that thought so ►
The Mrs wanted a simple excel graph from a bank statement. Ended up creating Azure db and reporting services report for it #OverDoingIt ►
Former boss that makes over $160K just emailed to ask how to sort a sheet in excel…again ►
Y none of these educated folk in this ofc knows how 2 use 2007 Excel Pivot Tables? Is it that NONE of us wanna read instructions? YES! ►
So my professor handed out an excel graph made by an inmate. Can someone tell me how an inmate has access to a computer? ►
Coffee + Dogs + laptop + me in bed doing some excel spreadsheet accounts work….may stay here all day at this rate ►
@microsoft_excel should have voice commands…I would be like…"A1 to D12 pivot!" I could make it more dramatic if need be. ►
I made fun of Excel before and now it’s deleted all my work. Well played, Excel. #sigh ►

Excel Twitter 20120404

Debra — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 04:02:00 +0000

It’s spring! Celebrate by making your Excel worksheet look like a rainbow, or an Easter egg explosion.

Handling someone else’s excel sheet is same as working on someone else’s code. Only no/lesser comments! ►
There is no greater pleasure than plotting an upcoming holiday in Europe on an Excel spreadsheet. ►
my excel spreadsheet looks an easter egg coloring pack exploded ►
Finally tackled the evil excel spreadsheet for the shop that has been glaring at me for 3 months! Bedtime now- well deserved sleep! ►
Mental note to self: Improve Pivot table skills! ►
Never thought I’d be writing VB code to validate an Excel spreadsheet prior to saving. God, I’m depressed. ►
Norah Jones, Gin and Tonic, Excel Spreadsheet ►
Pivot tables will never ever be equivalent to a quality analysis! Anybody can do a pivot table! ►
Slow day at the office? Fire up #Excel and make some spreadsheet rainbows. Every great contractor must also be an Excel artist. ►
Highlight of my day? Learning how to make pivot tables in Excel. Supernerd. ►
ZIP code creators clearly didn’t have Excel in mind when they made 0 a starting digit. ►

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