Did the professor deduct marks for the exploding pie chart (Hooray!) or add extra marks (Noooo!)?
- Whoever says men don’t have feelings has never tried to print an excel workbook. I feel right now that is for damn sure.
- im probably the only person on earth who is incapable of making simple graphs on excel……honestly how did I make it to university
- Passive aggressive Excel poem #36. My formula’s right, but you say it’s drivel. Forget all your pivot charts: I want you to swivel. #fb
- Reading through VBA loops on #excel. Was looking for material to use in #word but I can just apply the same principle
code is code. - I hate it when I spend too long working on a particular problem and instead of getting clearer it becomes less so. Need a break from excel.
- "Wait, is this real life?" – Me looking at a giant excel worksheet. #ITworkshop #libraryschool #thingsiaskprofs
- should probably get on and colour code some lists and shizz. #fml #excel
- Yesterday, my to do list was make a dozen test solutions. Today, I was handed a 60 PAGE spreadsheet. I haven’t got a clue what’s going on.
- My Excel is being stupid. It won’t put things in ascending order. Or do it on the graphs either. Stupid Microsoft.
- I recently learned about pivot tables in excel and I got excited how it can make my work easier. What has happened to my life.
- I REALLLLY wish I was an EXCEL pro!! What I am doing right now would be soooo much easier if I knew how to code it in or something!
- Cant believe we are paying consultants to pivot our data in excel
- I thought myself 2 chapters of chemistry today… And now I just want to die and burn excel graphs in my sleep
- On a website called "Dummies" while trying to do charts for excel….. That really says it all.
- Just spent two hours looking for a problem in my code only to realize it was fine and MS Excel has a bug. Mr. Gates, my bill is in the mail.
- Favoriting your tweets today may not guarantee they are interesting, I’ve found a Build an Excel Pivot Table interesting today for example
- dear boss,dropped too much acid in college to be able to work on this excel spreadsheet today. thanks,TT
- This prof. gave my excel project a 99.47% because I exploded every slice of my pie chart. Really? Like honestly? #petty
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How was your weekend? Did you have an exciting pivot table marathon, and dreams about your 10-year-old version of Excel? Or were you stuck in March break traffic?
It’s not just Excel — who doesn’t do stupid things on a regular basis? And I’m not laughing at your pie chart – it’s beautiful!
If you and your mother are going to make a giant chart in Excel, you should make it super colourful too!
Do your own standard deviation graphs, or you might end up as a boss who sucks at Excel. Or worse, you’ll be sitting at home in your bathrobe!
If your Excel worksheets are filled with Macho Man Randy Savage information, it might not be a shortcut to your boss’ heart.
Please don’t make your Excel charts look like candy – it will hurt your eyes, and you’ll never get to sleep.
There’s a game that lets you kill someone with a spreadsheet? Awesome! Maybe it has exploding pie charts too.
The dog ate your Excel file? You’re never going to improve your geek score that way. And no free pizza for you.
If it takes you a week to create a pivot table, you shouldn’t work on it in your car, at a traffic light.
