Happy New Year! May the upcoming year be filled with fresh spreadsheets and no nightmares about Excel.
- I have an excel spreadsheet waiting for me at work. There’s 1402 things on it I need to check…I’m only at 200
- Excel only crashed 24 times while editing the combined RFP spreadsheet. Awesome. Save. Save. Save. Dammit.
- My Dad’s planning was next level. He had an Excel spreadsheet and everything.
- Excel, when I’m making my book price spreadsheet for next semester, its not helpful for you to put the IBSNs in scientific notation. Thanks.
- I LOVE the start of a new year….fresh goals and a fresh spreadsheet to track them in (how I also love MS Excel!!)
- Just learned about excel pivot tables from an online tutorial probably made for 80 year olds #backtoworkblues #technologicallyimpairedduck
- My nerdy accountant boyfriend makes me melt when he talks about making me an excel spreadsheet to solve my spending-addiction.
- I very rarely come in contact with the Excel spreadsheet but when I do it reminds me of the days of DOS computing.
- So..any Excel experts out there? Imagine someone was stupid enough to replace the correct version of a vital workbook with something else…
- What sleep! I have been having nightmares about stupid Excel all night
- She insisted she could use Excel spreadsheet, yet she had a calculator in one hand. ?
- Me and Microsoft Excel, still a better love story than twilight
- Made an excel spreadsheet to help me decide what to do with my life. Results show only a 20% difference between possible job choices. #:(
- I realize it’s not #excel I should hate, but rather the idiots that make me use it for things it’s not meant for. Excel is not for charts.
- Ugh I’m seriously ill equipped to deal with people who use more than 3 colors on an excel worksheet. #excelsnob
- I’m feeling so resolution-licious lately. Are you? Any good ones? I think 2013 is going to be the year of the Excel spreadsheet!
- YouTube is saving me right now… Don’t know the basics of Excel?! No problem! YouTube does! Awessssome
- Using Microsoft’s spreadsheet program Excel is a lot like willfully filling your pockets with rocks and walking into a deep, gushing river.
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I hope you enjoy the holidays, and your stocking is filled with sweet macros and pivot tables. But remember, don’t argue with any talking spreadsheets!
If you do Excel work, and get paid with cups of tea, does that make you a teetotaler?
someone please help me. All I want to do it make a pie chart 
If you had an astronuclearthermophysics degree, you could probably fix all the Excel macros in 1.5 hours, without using Google.
Be careful while you’re sitting in Grandpa’s chair, and using Excel – you might accidentally kill someone!
No matter how nerdy you are, you shouldn’t print an Excel file so big that the printer runs out of ink. That could lead to a divorce!
There are lots of chart tweets in today’s collection. Do people build more charts on the weekend, or do they just tweet about them more often? Or maybe the weekend chart builders have more trouble.
Yes, every day in an Excel workbook is just like a a visit to a Las Vegas casino. Except for the cold fingers.
Before you resort to creating your own software to replace Excel, drink a little beer, and dream about the Sistine Chapel. That might help you avoid a nervous breakdown.
