Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110831

imageYes, Excel has its own special language, but no cushions or flashing lights are included. You could write some code for the lights though, if you’re a boss in Excel.

  • Oh my heavens…Excel has its own special language usually consisting of UGH and WHAT or How the heck?
  • First one done In lab cuz I’m just that boss in Excel
  • Oh. "Move or Copy" worksheet now equals Excel crash. That’s a new feature I hadn’t noticed this morning.
  • Just told my boss im done for the day. Picking fantasy football over Microsoft excel today. #thuglife
  • I may be good with computers, but even I’m not immune to mysteriously losing a bunch of work in Excel.
  • Who is the Patron Saint of spreadsheet software?
  • That just doesn’t seem fair. Once you have the spreadsheet, there’s no turning back. 😉
  • I feel very proud when I use normalization principles for excel tables. I hate de-norm excels. It kills the option to pivot
  • On the train next to a woman who works for Edexcel. The first thing she did was open an Excel spreadsheet. Pleasing.
  • OK Excel… Lets do this. And by do this I mean, I’ll cry at your feet after you show me who’s boss.
  • I’m underwhelmed by my return to work. The carpets aren’t cushioned, there are no flashing lights, and noone is thanking me for trying Excel
  • you’re not a proper excel hero until you have mastered vlookup, pivot tables, and pretty colours.
  • My major makes me feel stupid. Why do we need to know how to do a regression equation? Excel does that for me, and color codes the graph.
  • Time to close all the excel sheets and write some code #IHateMonthEnd
  • I love Excel as much as I love zucchini, The View, John Minto, low-carbohydrate beer, jogging, global communism and Michael Moore.
  • I have a headache and don’t want to do the excel reports I have to at work! Can I just go back to bed?
  • Amazing how hard I work to avoid more work. Here’s the Excel function I created yesterday: =CONCATENATE($A$3,B17," (",Anniversaries!E12,")",
  • My boss called me a genius this morning bc showed him how to filter in Excel. #solid.

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