Excel Twitter 20110831

imageYes, Excel has its own special language, but no cushions or flashing lights are included. You could write some code for the lights though, if you’re a boss in Excel.

  • Oh my heavens…Excel has its own special language usually consisting of UGH and WHAT or How the heck?
  • First one done In lab cuz I’m just that boss in Excel
  • Oh. "Move or Copy" worksheet now equals Excel crash. That’s a new feature I hadn’t noticed this morning.
  • Just told my boss im done for the day. Picking fantasy football over Microsoft excel today. #thuglife
  • I may be good with computers, but even I’m not immune to mysteriously losing a bunch of work in Excel.
  • Who is the Patron Saint of spreadsheet software?
  • That just doesn’t seem fair. Once you have the spreadsheet, there’s no turning back. 😉
  • I feel very proud when I use normalization principles for excel tables. I hate de-norm excels. It kills the option to pivot
  • On the train next to a woman who works for Edexcel. The first thing she did was open an Excel spreadsheet. Pleasing.
  • OK Excel… Lets do this. And by do this I mean, I’ll cry at your feet after you show me who’s boss.
  • I’m underwhelmed by my return to work. The carpets aren’t cushioned, there are no flashing lights, and noone is thanking me for trying Excel
  • you’re not a proper excel hero until you have mastered vlookup, pivot tables, and pretty colours.
  • My major makes me feel stupid. Why do we need to know how to do a regression equation? Excel does that for me, and color codes the graph.
  • Time to close all the excel sheets and write some code #IHateMonthEnd
  • I love Excel as much as I love zucchini, The View, John Minto, low-carbohydrate beer, jogging, global communism and Michael Moore.
  • I have a headache and don’t want to do the excel reports I have to at work! Can I just go back to bed?
  • Amazing how hard I work to avoid more work. Here’s the Excel function I created yesterday: =CONCATENATE($A$3,B17," (",Anniversaries!E12,")",
  • My boss called me a genius this morning bc showed him how to filter in Excel. #solid.

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