Excel Humor

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If you’re too tired to work today, just open an Excel file, so you look organized, and your boss will be impressed. Or, just spend the day staring at a lava lamp.

  • Guy next to me is a CNU professor making an Excel spreadsheet of California wines. Professor of alcohol studies?
  • Everyone stand back, about to rip through some Teradata with PowerPivot.
  • I have a beautiful excel spreadsheet full of swearwords. Loving film certification.
  • I’m multi – talented tho I can work on Excel spreadsheet & tweet
  • Using Excel on a Mac is like being a greeter at Forever 21 and saying you "work in fashion"
  • Just stared mesmerised at a lava lamp for 5 mins whilst being told how to make pivot tables in excel #timewellspent
  • Two cool things happened today, 1) my boss is impressed with my excel skills and said I was "better than previous interns"
  • Business Fact no.83: having an excel spreadsheet open on your computer makes you appear +60% organised & +35% more productive.
  • #Excel has thousands of useless features, but does not have box plot/whisker charts! #fail
  • Worked through a spreadsheet this morning, and it’s awesome. If it’s wrong to love Excel, I don’t want to be right. #nerdpower
  • Even though I’m Agnostic, I’d like to thank the Lord God for allowing Mac Excel to work for the first time ever.
  • Who wants to work for me tomorrow? My job is easy. Sit at a desk. Put numbers in excel spreadsheets.
  • So what you’re saying is that we’re about to ‘She’s All That’ this Excel spreadsheet?
  • Going hard core on an Excel spreadsheet full of loan data this afternoon. That probably shouldn’t be exciting but well, I’m kind of a nerd.
  • EXCEL: When you are using pivot tables, if someone is watching, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

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