Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120123

ByDebra Dalgleish

Remember – an extra $ in your Excel VBA code could cost you extra dollars! On the other hand, buying Excel for Dummies could save you some money, as long as you don’t try to make a 3-D chart like the one on the cover.

  • Hate on kickers, but I’d like to see you put together a perfect pivot table outside in freezing cold knowing 100,000,000 people are watching
  • Why doesn’t everyone freeze the top row of their excel spreadsheet of massive data? #nerdtweet
  • i love building an excel spreadsheet that is laced full of formulas so when i change one number, all the numbers change. #nerdtweet
  • Where’s the setting in Excel to stop the spreadsheet burning through your eyes and hacking at the inside of your head with tiny axes?
  • If the 6 hours I slept consisted of me dreaming up methodology in SAS code and excel, are those billable hours?? #lifeofananalyst #fb
  • Anyone else need a spreadsheet made? Excel and I have a love-hate relationship and I hate to leave it in the middle of a fight.
  • 1. Slow day at work. Open excel spreadsheet, set all boxes to be tiny squares. 2. Plan Dwarf Fortress mines. 3. ???? 4. Profit!
  • Woke up this a.m. thinking I was kinda smart. After spending hours trying to get an excel graph to work, I’m now fairly sure I’m a moron.
  • I’m no artist. But I think my spreadsheet for the Section 1 boys hoops playoffs could be in a museum. Excel for Dummies worth the $19.99
  • I’m excited about sleeping tomorrow. I’m not, however, excited about starting school work where everything is done on excel.
  • I have made a basic excel spreadsheet. This may not mean much to you, but it means the world to me.
  • Is it wrong that my husband charts of weight on excel each week? I’m now use to it but suspect it’s a little odd.
  • #Megaupload shut down – thousands of “hundred-MB-big Excel work spreadsheets” or “a ton of porn” missing from the Net?
  • When you’ve itemised your stock inventory on an Excel spreadsheet with macros, you know you’re running A Nerdy Garage Sale.
  • Another day of scrolling through one excel doc in a lame attempt to feign work completed
  • Today I watched someone waste $403 in man hours for me to solve his excel issue in 30 seconds. He had an extra $ in the code. #govspending

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