Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120210

imageKeep track of your clothes in Excel, and you’ll look good while creating those masterpieces, or when crying.

  • Work is more rewarding if you save every Excel spreadsheet as "Masterpiece1.0.xls" and leave the office shouting "My work here is complete!"
  • workplace tip: if you want to scare a coworker, tell them you’ll send an Excel spreadsheet on [insert work-related thing here]
  • *grumbles* it took me an hour to work out how to wrap text in excel today #winning
  • nothing feels worse than opening up a new excel workbook 🙁
  • How on earth did I manage to create a 22MB Excel spreadsheet – it can’t be my Rastafarian colour coding system can it??
  • Just opened an excel spreadsheet and had horrid flashbacks to my old job. #GoodbyeCorporateWorldGoodbye
  • Oh, forgot… The Da Vince code ended up being a malicious Excel Macro that shut my work down for about a half a day 😉
  • These binding delegate states vs non binding delegate states is making my Excel spreadsheet look like some crazed man’s Fuzzy math. #p2
  • Currently at the bar with my laptop, pitching charts, and excel files. Long night of scouting reports. At least I’ll be entertained.
  • I’m actually creating an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of my clothes.
  • I hate Microsoft Excel. Someone come do this for me so my boss stops yelling at me. I’ll be in the fetal position under my desk. Thanks.
  • I’m trying to device an excel spreadsheet so we can efficiently and effectively record our wine night excursions #boss
  • Guys help me not get fired ;_; when I have a table in Excel and want to change the data into charts and things bosses like, what do I do?
  • I really want to take woodworking, reupholstering and shoemaking classes. Why do I work in Excel all day!!!
  • I created the most beautiful pivot table and then my excel died. Just going to have a little cry in the toilets.

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