Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20121109

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageEven if you are an Excel code poet, you should consider adding more cowbell to your workbooks. You could try that on one of your bossless days.

  • Important Advice: Never (even accidentally) rename and replace an Excel #SpreadSheet with a blank one.
  • There’s nothing I love more than exploring an Excel workbook with 7 hidden sheets, 16 named ranges, and lots of formulas. #NeedsMoreCowbell
  • Masterfully exited Excel-hell only to be grappled to the floor by the PowerPoint demons… Just another day in the life of a Code Poet 🙂
  • Disregard that last tweet. Figured it out. Stupid Excel.
  • I love Excel. Some formulas can make life easier.
  • This is one of the sexiest things in all of math. No, my prof didn’t show us a picture of Kate Upton teaching, he showed us an excel graph
  • Actually, even more: Damn you Excel for removing highlights in unfocused windows. 90% of my worksheet switches are to re-find a selection.
  • Confession: I don’t (and don’t know how to) use Excel. Whatever tables/charts I do, I do via Word/Pages.
  • Have just seen someone use excel to create a flow chart…suddenly exploded 3d pie charts dont seem so bad #tableau
  • Hell will be trying to make a graph on an intermittently closing unexpectedly excel so good thing I’m practicing so early
  • I keep my Thanksgiving recipes/timelines/etc in an Excel spreadsheet. SO nerdy, but it lets me cook the perfect feast w/o any help!
  • The doctor asked me to help her edit her excel spreadsheet and check her email for some files…while she’s preparing the injections…
  • I opened my excel sheet since morning but I have yet filled in a word till now. One of those boss-less days.
  • Gosh, I just can’t wait for Microsoft Office for iOS. After 10 hours of work I’m just bustin’ to go home and create a pivot table.
  • Mother in law calling at 9:45 is never good.. “How do I open that workbook thing you helped me with?” “Open Excel” “Where is that?” …
  • One day an over-engineered Excel spreadsheet, connected to a data cube will become sentient and destroy us all.
  • Give me a beer and Excel. Watching patterns appear from data noise is quite beautiful. Or maybe I should try #excel pivot without beers.

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