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Excel Twitters 20091221

Another Monday, another week of fighting with Excel. It will be a short work week for you though, if you get Friday off.

And remember, you’re not the only one suffering – here are some Excel-themed tweets from your co-sufferers.

Statistics For Lunatics

  • Trying to figure how to do normal dist chart in Excel. Google found me this: "Friends don’t let friends use Excel for statistics". OK, then.
  • Also, I have no life. I used my Excel skillz to chart the Saints stats so far. Why am I motivated to graph things???
  • I’m extremely sick of Microsoft Excel. Statistics is perfect for lunatics.

That Sucks

  • There’s something so satifying about spending the whole day collating data into Excel. Spreadsheets are easy. People are hard. And suck.
  • just finding out that an excel file I’ve been using is corrupt. Now I get to re-do almost 3 month’s work of work. Life sucks.
  • They sent over excel versions of their 24 hour lounge charts & i’m supposed to make it not suck, & it’s crashing my laptop. ugh.

Manic Monday

  • Woo, before lunchtime on a Monday and I got my excel formula to work first time! Good start
  • Whenever i feel a sense of accomplishment coming on at work i get bitch slapped by Microsoft excel. i love mondays.

Cooking With Excel

  • Is there anything that Excel cannot do … I am working on a spreadsheet that prepares the perfect Christmas turkey
  • Trying to organize my Christmas baking list. May need an Excel spreadsheet. May need to learn Excel…

Going Excel

  • the word "postal" comes to mind. the term should be replaced by "office." im going to go "office"…or "Excel" or "Outlook"

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P.S. To avoid problems with lost data after a crash, or corruption, use Jan Karel Pieterse’s free AutoSafe add-in
And to cook your perfect turkey, download my free Holiday Dinner planner

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