What is your dark Excel secret? Do you get paid in hugs for your pivot tables? Do you stay late to work on fun Excel projects?
This Week’s Tweets
- When your boss is the CFO, all you do is play with Excel spreadsheet formulas until your eyes bleed.
- That moment when you are making an excel spreadsheet for your boss and you aren’t sure if you are including too much info #WorkProbz
- Excel 2013 has *finally* figured out proper graph visualizations. I honestly can’t believe it. They practically have a “Tufte Mode”!
- Oh you’re good at Excel? (whatever that means) here look at this massive document of code and see where I screwed up Thanks college
- Back on duty as a pivot table ninja. Finding $0.01 variances over 15 deposit dates of hundreds of thousands of dollars. #livingthedream
- code wooshin out my fingers, special excel macro cannons firing on all cylinders, alt-tabbin to twitter so fast that my boss never sees it
- If you are going to use Excel without formulas, pivot table or graphs, you should use pen and paper.
- My grandfather swore he’d retire the day they made him use a computer. My Grandma uses Excel like a boss.
- Just finished helping my daughter create a graph in Excel for her science fair project. I expect to be paid in hugs for my work.
- Dear Excel. This zip code starts with a 0. Stop trying to be smarter than me and continually deleting the leading digit.
- Oh for the days when Microsoft products were reliable. Forced system reboot after 20 minutes because Excel has decided it can’t print.
- Why does everyone keep laughing when I say I am staying late at work for a fun excel project?
- My dark secret is that I’m appalling at Microsoft Excel. What in Odin’s eye is a pivot table and what do I do with it?
- Today in my office; old people get mad because someone finally decided an important database shouldn’t be stored in an Excel workbook.
- BAM just used a pivot table for the first time and now all my interviews and cover letters from recent years are retroactively NOT LIES.
- Excel may be the root (route?) of all evil, but I’ll be damned if a pivot table isn’t handy in a pinch. #quickanddirty
- Remembering how to create a pivot table is like trying to remember what I ate for lunch yesterday… I got nothing.
This week’s tweets by:
xcaroline, theWillClark, tommyunger, DerpyDerpasaur, Wisco_girl2, letshugbro, LivesInThought, anarchival, CarrieHowarth1, reevesman, Aurum_Boss, samanthahmackie, jd_davies, enderu, jayackley, AWhitTwit, KatieLo25
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