Here’s this week’s collection of Excel tweets, for your Friday entertainment. Which one sounds like something that you could have posted?
This Week’s Tweets
Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.
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I worked at an investment bank a long time ago. A banker once wrote a 10+ page document using a spreadsheet because “it was easier to get stuff to line up”. Footnotes. Paragraphs.
I wonder what % of spreadsheet use is for non spreadsheet use.
— John Cutler (@johncutlefish) February 27, 2019
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This morning I learned that you can make maps in Excel and I haven’t gotten any work done since.
— Amy Hartman (@ameseh) February 26, 2019
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Today at work I had to recode and relabel over 300+ variables in Excel, it took me hours.
The whole time I was thinking about that video of Kelly Rowland not knowing what Excel is. If only
— Marie⚜️ (@MarieNotIvy) February 28, 2019
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To the person who used all my milk from the fridge at work, I hope your Microsoft Excel says “not responding” all day long
— Farhad Tahir (@farhadatahir) February 27, 2019
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Reviewed a resume at work today. Under ‘skills’, the candidate had, in order:
1. Ping Pong
2. Salesforce
3. ExcelHis interview has been changed to a duel throughout the team.
Win the tournament. Win the job.
— Nick Kane (@MF_Kane) February 28, 2019
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does anyone else use Excel like scratch paper? I was obviously trying to work out something, but I have no idea what since I didn’t label any of it. pic.twitter.com/x9OptDMCsM
— Kevin ️ (@MapsCats) February 28, 2019
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I pride myself on my spreadsheets at work, Like they’re absolutely amazing. Then people mess with them. Now not only do I have a severe eye twitch and flaring nostrils – I’ve resorted to drinking coffee and trying not to cry. LEAVE MY EXCEL ALONE.
— Lexx ☆ (@alexx_rose_x) February 28, 2019
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I wish I was that efficient. Most often found googling “how to recover lost work from excel”
— Alun (@gamblinglamb) February 28, 2019
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Me: -working and efficiently getting work done-
Excel: haha we’ll see about that pic.twitter.com/vGKlE6qMFP
— Maryssa. (@Maryssa_Allyson) February 28, 2019
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I don’t even think they can legally put you on salary anywhere if you can’t work a pivot table
— Npha (@DJNphared) February 27, 2019
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this guy at work taught me how to use scripts on excel so i pressed one (button) and printed all my drop down selections instead of having to do it one by one … maybe i do believe in love
— vc (@teamedwxrd) February 28, 2019
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I just spent over three hours at work trying to fix something only to find out I had the wrong sum in my Excel sheet
— Not a Blogger (@Mr__RTF) February 27, 2019
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“Then I had to make a pivot table…”
“OooOooOOoooo”
I have nerdy friends. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— Christopher Febles (@Akido37) February 26, 2019
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Excel Tweets Roundup
Thanks for reading this week’s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?
Don’t touch my Excel files!
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