Excel Humor

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image Working with Excel can be dangerous. You could die, or fall off your chair, or have your tweets taken over by a robot. The temperature fluctuates wildly too, due to freeze panes and living hell. Be careful out there!

  • the fact that you knew about Excel Pivot tables immediately disqualifies you from calling yourself a techie.
  • Today I had a meeting to plan an Excel spreadsheet. I thought I’d died and gone to heaven.
  • Please ignore my last tweet on #Excel. It wasn’t tweeted by me, it was tweeted by an Excel spreadsheet on my machine. Damn bots.
  • Guy on FB: "Just discovered pivot tables in Excel. MS office rocks." #Facepalm
  • Just spent 30 mins over dinner discussing difference in mathematical elegance of DSUM to SUMIFS (Excel) #fml #killmenow #middleclass #VAT
  • #busyseason is when an accountant experiences how one can both love and hate Excel
  • Can’t leave work because I’m too excited about this chart I’m making and the discovery of how to make drop down lists in excel
  • excel sheets & champagne… Mines excel sheets and red wine… Champagne when there’s multiple worksheets! Love it
  • huh my maths teacher gave me a lot of sweets bcoz I made stupid excel table fo her LOL
  • hates working with 1-∞ relationships on a flat spreadsheet. #objectsrule
  • My life needs to not be a living spreadsheet hell this time of year. lol. For realz. Need solutions.
  • So I finally figured out how to “freeze panes” successfully in an excel spreadsheet. I don’t like how I learned it, since I had to read.
  • Being praised by the MD in front of the powers that be & the boss who has a love-hate relationship with my excel & slides: priceless
  • 6 hour Excel teaching dash in full swing. The students are excited about learning charts at 8.30 in the morning 😉 #ITMC
  • I love Excel….anyone know of a support group?
  • I love Excel, it makes my life ordered and structured and neat. I woud be lost without it!
  • Ooh. I made a pivot table. With a little arsing about when it wouldn’t group things. #excel #occasionallynifty #mostlyannoying
  • OH: "The pie chart was so colorful I wanted to put on some pink floyd & ask the mad hatter when he expected the rabbit to return." #measure
  • you have no worries! I caught an MBA grad w MS excel worksheet & he didn’t use any formulas he just input totals. i fell off chair

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