Excel Twitters 20080830
There were more Excel Twitters than usual this week, and some of that was thanks to Dick Kusleika, who decided to record all his activities in Twitter. I didn’t include those — you can follow Dick and read them for yourself! Anyway, here are some of the Excel comments that I found interesting this week.
Excel Health Hazards
- Just had a mini-heart attack – opened Excel db with 34 entries and it only showed 4. Damn you AutoFilter!
- Trying to coerce a 527 line excel spreadsheet into a coherent site map. Brain leaking out my ears….
- You ever get that effect after playing a game for a long time where you see enemies/whatever everywhere? Experiencing the same w. Excel now.
- Excel giving me fits. Wish “Help” was actually helpful. It probably makes perfect sense to a Microsoft software engineer.
Excel Hell
- Having to use excel for any kind of analysis is as engaging an endeavor as having to host my mother-in-law for four weeks.
- I love it when Excel says “Eh, I might have told you that your 4 hours of work was saved, but I’m a lying bastard. Start over.”
- Suspicion: in Hell they give you a Win laptop and make you do massive pivot tables in Excel ’00. You “recalculate cells” for an eternity.
Excel Links
- It’s Friday Eve: Use Excel as a Time Saver in Reading Back Long Legal Descriptions http://tinyurl.com/68qxt9
- Part 3 of 3 now posted. Dramatic change from the prior two…w/ li’l ol’ Excel 2003. Check it out: http://is.gd/1Z5S
- Curious tool – http://paraclouding.com (I don’t often think of 3D generative geometry being driving by MS Excel).
Excel Ponderings
- “bad-ass” and “excel charts” are mutually exclusive.
- It’s been more than a decade since I first heard the phrase “seemless integration”. Yet somehow, Word, Excel and Powerpoint still aren’t.
- you know your company is ‘maturing’ when you have 5 spreadsheets for every decision. Note: Andrew Carnegie did not have Excel.
- I wonder if the federal budget is on one giant Excel sheet?
Excel Is…
- Excel is a videogame. Business software never has so many pretty colours.
- MS Excel is like the Human Brain – No one knows how to use more than 3% of it.
- Excel is a horrible blind date revealed to be a ninja when you are attacked by thugs.
- there is NOTHING excel can’t do!! it’s a floor wax! it’s a dessert topping!!
Don’t Ask…
- Working on my excel that lists different types of death. Currently have 29.