Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20091205

Welcome to the weekend edition of Excel Twitters. It’s time to relax with friends and family, have some fun, and think about non-work things.

Speaking of fun, I don’t think that any Excel message provides more entertainment value than that “Minor loss of fidelity” alert. (Note: You can find a bit of help with Excel version compatibility on the Microsoft website.)

And who knew that Excel could be used as a wardrobe system for people who have outgrown Garanimals?

Fun and Games

  • Sitting in pub next to an office party. Boss wearing mistletoe deeleyboppers, shouting about Excel. Crazy times for the boys from accounts!
  • I ask my server for a good lounge he comes back with an Excel spreadsheet of dance clubs/bars/lounges talk about service
  • Why my boy make a "connect 4" game out of an excel spreadsheet, and we playin over email…LOL, its actually pretty fun!
  • Whoever invented games that work on Excel spreadsheets is a genius. When minimised your boss has no idea. Epic.

Love and Fidelity

  • Got an error in Excel spreadsheet yesterday: "Minor Loss of Fidelity." Have decided to name my next album that.
  • Excel has just warned me that saving my workbook in this format will cause "a minor loss of fidelity". Am now awaiting call from girlfriend.
  • oh Excel, i thought you and i were a love story and you go and crash and give me the cold shoulder. i still love u. now get back to work.
  • My roomate’s girlfriend is color coding his wardrobe and making an excel spread sheet of what outfits he can wear. Ummm…
  • You have an excel spreadsheet for dating ? I think I may be seeing some of the problem you’ve been having lately… ahem… =]

Dramatic Arts

  • excel consuming / every one of my brain cells / barely any left #haiku #haikuchallenge #work
  • So today I’m playing with something called a pivot table. I’m rubbish at these and am considering faking a heart attack to get out it.

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P.S. There’s no Connect 4 game on Contextures Blog, but you can download an Excel Bingo game.

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