Excel Twitters 20091218
It’s amazing that you’re so smart, but your co-workers don’t have a clue how to use Excel. They’re lucky to have you to bail them out of trouble! Of course, it would help if we all had fancy new versions of Excel, with all the features that we really need.
Pivot Table Genius
- Exercising my Excel nerd muscles: 15K rows, 73 columns, 2 pivot tables, and a vlookup function all in one spreadsheet.
- my wife is a pivot table genius! Now she has transfered her knowledge and I am a dangerous pivot table apprentice – bwahhahahaha
- excel, i take back everything bad i ever said about you… this pivot table you just did is amazing
- Those who cannot do a pivot table properly within 5 minutes must eat a bowl of worms! While hanging upside down. From a helicopter.
Crappy Old Excel
- How did "unhide all sheets" not make the cut into Excel 2007?
- Seriously – £5k to upgrade to excel 07? What are you going to turn my computer into ‘Short-Circuit’; actually that would be ace – do it!
- Okay Excel, it’s almost 2010. Are you going to give me more than 40 choices for font and fill colours?
- Best get off to work, I have to work out how to manipulate more records than my crappy old Excel 2003 can handle
People Are Idiots
- asked a coworker to send a spreadsheet i’m supposed to work on, and he sent a screenshot of the excel screen instead of sending the file.
- People at my work are idiots. There I said it. Excel has filters it’s really not that difficult to check info on a spreadsheet
- Spending the morning redoing a coworker’s project instead of doing my own work. She couldn’t tell the difference between Word and Excel.
- anyone want to go to work for me tomorrow & tell them that i didnt save the excel spreadsheet i spent all day doing yesterday, am an idiot
- A work colleague in an IT management position above me just asked me ‘how do you sort in Excel’. A bit worrying I know!
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P.S. You can be a pivot table genius too, if you read the Pivot Table FAQs
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