Excel Twitters 20091228

ByDebra Dalgleish December 28, 2009December 27, 2009

Cartoon backgrounds in your Excel worksheets? Why not? Things are slow during the last week of the year, so have a bit of fun. Just remember to get rid of those backgrounds before the new year starts!

Formatting Frenzy

Note to Excel users. Just because there are hundreds of available colors does not mean they should all be used in one spreadsheet.
I use Excel ALL DAY. After I replied to you I promptly started putting cartoon backgrounds on my workload vs performance analysis.
sometimes at work I start highlighting boxes in excel. I do this until I believe I have highlighted a perfect square then measure each side

Iconic Humour

I want one of those giant icon suits in the Windows mobile adverts. I think I would like to be word…. or maybe excel.
I like ordering icons in my dock to make little words… Example:Powerpoint + Entourage + Word + Excel = PEWX. 😛

Excel and Beer

Question of the day.. Is MS working w/ alcohol producers? Cuz excel 2007 makes me want to drink @ work. Sooooooo slow and stupid. Ugh!
I need a glass of brunello and to master excel within the hour.
Anyone in Tweetville an EXCEL pro? How do I make it so different pages are on tabs. Wines, Beers & Spirits should be diff pages HELP!!
So I think I’m gonna do it guys. I’m going to inventory my freezer/pantry. This will take a lot of time, Excel, and beer.

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P.S. For help with Excel, see Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials

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Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120614

ByDebra Dalgleish June 14, 2012June 13, 2012

Finally back after a long delay, here are my favourite Excel tweets from yesterday. If you’d like to track down the author of any tweet that’s posted here, copy part of the tweet into the Search box in Twitter, and you should find the original tweet and author. I was trying to create a Gantt…

Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100115

ByDebra Dalgleish January 15, 2010

Excel is making some people feel powerful, while others are confused. Maybe their brains are starved from being on the New Year’s diets. But remember — size doesn’t matter! Activate the Neurons the MS Excel sumproduct function is powerful, and also confusing >:) Playing with Excel formulas, trying to activate the neurons that understand them….

Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20081122

ByDebra Dalgleish November 22, 2008September 7, 2009

Answer: Dresses, molasses, puppies and beer. Question: What does Excel make us think of? And I can relate to that “You cannot quit Microsoft Excel” error, since I got it this week too, while using Excel over a Citrix server. The only way you can quit Excel is to disconnect from the server, wait 30…

Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20150206

ByDebra Dalgleish February 6, 2015March 14, 2017

What kind of mother would refuse to help with an Excel chart? In her defence, maybe she had a migraine, or she was busy making charts in Word.

Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20140110

ByDebra Dalgleish January 10, 2014October 17, 2019

It’s okay to have the occasional snack at your desk, but even the 8th graders know that you should keep the exploding donut charts away from the onion dip. Doing some number crunching at work. And by number crunching I mean copy and pasting into Excel. When excel insists on freezing, due to the size…

Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20140307

ByDebra Dalgleish March 7, 2014October 17, 2019

If you take too many naps while using Excel, you’ll never level up. Stay awake, and don’t leave those charts in the default colours! I have no motivation to do this excel work today. Maybe tomorrow I’ve been running on a treadmill of bugs coming from a code base written before my time.. in… Excel…

Formatting Frenzy

Iconic Humour

Excel and Beer

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