Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100121

ByDebra Dalgleish

If you make it through school, you can graduate to an exciting career, working with Excel. And a little baling wire and duct tape might help too.

And if you’re on your way to becoming a pivot table genius, there are Pivot Table Tutorials on the Contextures website.

Big Dose of Wake-up

  • I just added up all of my student and law school loans in an Excel spreadsheet. That’s a big dose of wake-up that coffee won’t give you.
  • We just spent 20 mins of my 60 min class with the tech unsaavy prof trying to get students to download an excel spreadsheet. Idiots.
  • I think my 6.0 gps is about to take nose dive – am about to fail a statistics exam! No amount of positive thinking will get excel to work
  • thinks USM should have included more classes in parsing and abusing Excel files and XML files.

Pivotless Pivot

  • Check out this Pivot-table-less PowerPivot report. @powerpivotpro says even Excel pros will be stumped! http://bit.ly/6IjmJi
  • As good as the reporting tools in some web apps have become, they are still no match for a good old pivot table.
  • Pretty sure… I’m an excel genius! My pivot table is a work of art! FML that this is what I’m excited about in life.

Macro Policy

  • A little bailing wire and my duct taped VBA code that gets a MS Project file from a URL exports to excel & imports into access will be done!
  • I hate that Excel 2007 policy about macros. I’m the developer, I know what I’m doing. Disabling all macros is just stupid.

It’s a Science

  • No, Excel, I in fact do NOT want that ISBN in scientific notation. Thanks though. #workingatthelibrary #fb
  • These people are allowing me to do stuff with scientific numbers and Excel spreadsheets… why?

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