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Excel Twitters 20100128

The Apple tablet, iPad, was announced yesterday, but whatโ€™s the point of buying it if you canโ€™t use Excel? Several tweeters seemed very disappointed after hearing the news.

And wow, I wonder which state only has one Excel guru. It must be one of the small ones, like Rhode Island. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Apple Tablet

  • great so ipad is a big iphone with excel that costs $30/month. Where’s the killer feature? Tethering? TV? please say it’s TV
  • Apple tablet will run iPhone OS 4.0. So wont be able to do Power Point, Word or Excel. Mistake?
  • what’s a reasonable estimate for amount of people who want to use a non-excel spreadsheet on a tablet?
  • Hate to show my age and lack of hipness, but if the Apple tablet doesn’t run Excel, there is no way it’s replacing my laptop.

Solve Your Problems

  • I’m sure there’s an excel formula that will solve your problem! (or maybe, the weekend will help)
  • I can’t believe I just found about this now: Excel has data analysis! (including ANOVA, t-test, z-test, etc)
  • Norwegian localized version of Excel functions…aaargh! Someone should hang for that one
  • Programming an Excel spreadsheet for work. Will probably be running VLOOKUP procedures in my dreams tonight.

Excel Charmers

  • They call me the excel spreadsheet charmer.
  • After George said "try to break it," Nesbit built an Excel spreadsheet 700 lines long "Even in a headwind, this thing performs," Nesbit
  • I’m beginning to feel quite proud of my Excel skills, so obviously I’m about to mess something up pretty soon..
  • What can I say? It seems that I am the only MS Excel Guru in the state…

Rules of Math

  • Have I mentioned how much I hate math, even when Excel is doing all the calculating? Argh.
  • Why isn’t Excel following the rules of mathematics. How do I get it to add two cells together then multiply the result with another cell?
  • :can’t remember the last time I helped my youngest with her 8th grade math without needing to fire-up MS Excel. #parenting
  • Any jobs out there that do NOT require math, Excel, college or selling skills? I need to know about them.

On the Buses

  • Man on the bus is on his laptop, doing excel pivot tables! Has he never taken a bus before? He must think it’s posh, like the train.

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P.S. For more information on Excel VLOOKUP formula, please see the Excel VLOOKUP formula Tutorial on the Contextures Website.

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