Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100204

ByDebra Dalgleish

Corruption, global warming, Smallpox – Excel related twitters cover all the hot topics! And if the Holy Bible in Excel doesn’t help with your corruption issues, check this article by Jan Karel Pieterse: Opening Corrupt Excel Files.

Hardly Working

  • Continuously reformatting a workflow excel file can be a credible substitute for actual work.
  • Today’s office tip: Having two excel sheets open at the same time makes you look twice as productive.
  • I love playing with Excel.. People think I am working!
  • the IT man got my email to work..but the excel running just as slow as before. #howdare he walk out the office like he solved global warming

The Good Book

  • Huh. Apparently I’ve been holding on to a book called "Excel 97 Secrets". Think it’s worth anything? 🙂
  • After several lengthy pages of Excel calculations for Info 631, my book states in a later chapter that there is a tool to automate my work.
  • Time 2 turn on the music, open up the school books and see what torture microsoft excel has 4 me 2day!! Have I mentioned I HATE this class?
  • Just the other day I said to myself, "If I only had the Holy Bible as an Excel worksheet…" http://bit.ly/4v6w3x

Computer Usage

  • people who set borders on every cell on the spreadsheet in excel when only 10 rows and 6 columns have data should be banned from computers..
  • Apparently I have corrupted an Excel workbook. corrupting innocent computer programs. does that make me immoral?
  • Browse web, read articles, books, write emails — that is what 99% of people use a computer for. Very few do graphics design or Excel
  • Folks still using their ‘puter mostly for email, Excel/PowerPoint for work. FB is their starter drug to more. 🙂

Vote Now!

  • Can’t work out which is worse: Excel, Smallpox or Fascism. Vote now!

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