Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100210

Should you hit Excel with a rolled up newspaper, or just sit there and stare at it? And I know that some people find it frustrating to make Excel charts, but one group of students thinks that Excel charts are for the birds. (Is that just a North American expression?)

  • not using formulas in Excel is like saying ‘thanks for the air ticket, but I prefer to walk!’
  • oh i love #s. i am having problems tho doing them by hand. I need to figure out how to use excel for EVERYTHING!
  • I hate Microsoft of the Excel variety. Why do they call it excel? they should call it "this program will frustrate your face off"
  • Look honey, every time you try to use a function in Excel, the Wizard and I laugh our asses off. SUMIF? Hilarious!
  • thank you, excel, for crashing and recovering nothing. and for giving me a sign to leave work.
  • And once again, Excel has proved itself to be the best thing ever conceived by Microsoft (well, that and 3D Movie Maker).
  • so annoying, i could never be a manager. people dont ever listen properly. can’t even complete one simple task. basic excel dude, not hard
  • Off to learn about excel for the day… Not sure if it’s better or worse than actual work.
  • anything more maddening than Excel’s insistence 2 make every email & web addy an unremovable hyperlink whether you want it or not: minefield
  • cool, we’re still having email server probs & excel just crashed before i saved. my work life is so awesome i cant even handle all the fun.
  • I thought ACT was an overpriced sales database software solution for people who can’t work out Excel 😉
  • Sometimes I just want to hit MS Excel with a newspaper right on the nose and yell "Bad! Bad!"
  • I have Excel for Idiots going on next 2 me. U ppl are middle-aged and u work with spreadsheets regularly! How do you not already know this?
  • I aaaammm staring at an Excel spreadsheet and that’s about all I hope to do until home time.
  • teaching my mom to use excel over the phone, kill me now please but I love her
  • I hate doing statistics on Excel when my TI-83 sits there, pining for want of ONE BATTERY. #fb
  • Stupid chart can’t be made in excel without tons of fiddling. Since I have to make 50 I’ll have to find another way.
  • Someone tried to do a drawing in Excel, not a chart, but an actual drawing. It’s a mess.
  • Phase 3 students had a lovely time today using excel and images from the web to make themed charts around a provided survey of songbirds
  • OMG, I’ve gone this long without knowing about Pivot Tables?! I’m just going to be over here in my happy place… #excel #nerdherder

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