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Excel Twitters 20100227

Pivot Tables Olympics? Yes, I’d be a fan of that. It might even be more exciting than Olympic hockey!

And be careful out there – you wouldn’t want to accidentally delete two hours of work, or show your spreadsheet on a giant billboard.

  • Anyone got a good app for organizing #ff messages? My attempt at organizing on an Excel spreadsheet is an insult to my generation…
  • Stopping for double Red Bull on way to work. After last night’s Excel debacle, figure I’ll need it. That & a ritual sacrifice to excel gods.
  • It’s so you EARN the weekend… thats the only positive spin I can put on working in Excel.
  • VLookup is my best friend today. And if you don’t know what that is, you are obviously not an Excel geek like me.
  • give me a problem, i’ll solve it with excel.
  • I like how Excel refuses to work in SDI. Because we all know, there is no reason at all to ever want to have 2 separate Excel windows. #fail
  • =vlookup() you are my friend – just saved me about 2 hours of brain numbing Excel work.
  • Today I will be staring at a fake Excel sheet while streaming the #TeamUSA game at work. Shhh. Don’t tell anyone.
  • ARG! Just accidentally permanently deleted two hours of test cases. Stupid Excel. Reason #231 to use Google Docs!
  • I really despise Excel 2008, it’s the Vista of spreadsheet software: more complex, but somehow with less features and usability. Blerg.
  • 12 hrs till freedom. Turned 20 excel cells into a 58 slide, $50mil PE presentation.
  • Is there anything better in life than creating lovely coloured charts in Excel. Hmmm tasty data. yum yum
  • someone called my excel spreadsheet ugly. i’m going to go cry now.
  • I’m going to make an Excel spreadsheet documenting my headaches. Maybe by next year it’ll be interesting. #nerd
  • I am not an expert…just know where they are. I hear the words "pivot table" and I faint out of fear!
  • Someones excel spreadsheet on giant electronic billboard. Oops wrong button.
  • I am a Pivot Table / Analytics God. Wow, bragging about Excel Skillz is a new low for me…
  • Back home working, now. trying to stay out of the beer fridge while working in Excel. The combination doesn’t usually work well. 😉
  • Now wrestling with the idiosyncratic VBA in an Excel spreadsheet, and it’s dawning on me that I’ve forgotten more than I ever knew…
  • Also, me and Excel are having fights about drop-down lists because I am not Excel-fluent and Microsoft is evil.
  • My laptop is slowing down due to an MS Excel VLOOKUP of 270,000 records. This is one example where I want a gaming PC but not for gaming.
  • The worst part about my job? When I pull of some awesome Excel formula style problem solving, no one, literally no one, cares.
  • If there was an Olympics for Excel Pivot tables, I would have just done the equivalent of the Double McTwist.

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