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Excel Twitters 20100306

Apparently one tweeter didn’t like the pivot table presentation at Ignite Minneapolis. I’d never heard of that event before, but if they include pivot tables, it must be good! Now I have to go and try to straighten my fingers.

  • I have all this fancy software, and I always end up using Excel for everything.
  • our dependence on excel and calculators is astonising….an outdated thing called brain doesnt work at all now
  • Ok my computer teach turned out pretty cool. She might not know how to work excel but she’s giving me credit for my wrong asnwers on my test
  • Aside from the pivot table guy, I’ve had a smile on my face the entire time. #ignitempls
  • nice cruise around lake minnetonka to escape work and the almighty excel-spreadsheet-land i’ve been living in all day
  • as an english major, i never expected to use excel this much. i could use a course in it.
  • I haz mad excel skills. By which I mean I can make simple formulae. Actually have mediocre excel skills. (Nobody tell my boss)
  • today i have tweeted, facebooked, phones, texted and skyped, oh and Imd. TODAY I am all about communication (OR avoiding excel spreadsheet)!
  • My goal is to LOOK busy! *opens up excel spreadsheet with lots of different colors*
  • in case you were wondering. the bathroom is not an appropriate place to be talking about your excel spreadsheet.
  • Spring break option #1: 120-hour, caffeine fueled, currency trading bender w/ 4 monitors, 3 computers and countless charts and excel windows
  • Hmmm I think I’ve beaten Excel into submission, though not sure I’ve retained data accuracy… time for lunch!
  • using somebody’s excle is REALLY pain. especially when it is customer’s excel and they do not allow us to customise..and macro!
  • The Lions gave Burleson $11M. According to this sophisticated Excel spreadsheet, that’s $3.6M per TD he scored. Bargain!
  • sometimes it’s cathartic to empty your brain into excel
  • Oh Microsoft…that little "x" that you decided to add to your new Excel spreadsheet file type caused me hours of unneeded frustration.
  • Sometimes I imagine what it would be like if Excel did all the good stuff it does, but also didn’t piss me off all the time
  • Did I really just get in a fight over an excel sheet? God I’m a dork. Off to shove myself into a locker.
  • been working on an excel spreadsheet literally for 7 hours. i can no longer straighten my fingers.

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