Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100310

Those computer games disguised as Excel sound fun, but it’s hard enough to get your work done, without those kinds of distraction. And now I have to go and find a jar that I can put on my desk, for people to drop in their tips.

  • Things i dont enjoy- meetings, excel sheets and meetings with excel sheets!
  • Thought I was gonna get some work done tonight so I didn’t have to do it tomorrow. Turns out I sent myself the wrong excel sheets. #heated
  • I’m almost done with my undergrad career, and I still can’t make a chart in excel correctly.
  • this dude leading my Excel training class is so animated.. I feel like I’m in a game show.
  • I could use a day without Excel. Kthx.
  • MS Word may suck but Excel still rules. Just got reintroduced to the concept of pivot tables. Awesome tool that I need to pull out more.
  • I just *love* meetings where people just read through an Excel spreadsheet (in Comic Sans). Thanks for killing my brain cell by cell.
  • What a day! I "love" working in #excel and figuring out formulas. I doubt Jack Bauer had to deal with these kinds of headaches. #24
  • Boss gave me an excel task worth 4 hours of work. Figured out a nifty shortcut that got me done in 10 mins LOL
  • The dude sitting next to me in the lab has a super easy excel problem i wanna solve but i tried to talk to him earlier and he didnt like it
  • There is a goal in my group at work to stump me in Microsoft word or excel. So far, no luck.
  • It’s kind of funny when Excel crashes every time I try to save a workbook. You know, save frequently, in case it crashes. Yeah. Funny.
  • Heh! Computer games disguised as Excel and Word prove a hit with office workers – Telegraph http://bit.ly/aCsWS3
  • I’m so happy to have excel back on my pc. I {heart} text to columns functionality the most… #itsthelittlethings
  • you could probably run the world on MS Excel if you knew how to. i’ve seen spreadsheets that could blow your mind!
  • Sometimes, I am so helpful at work… I think I should put a tip jar on my desk. "Help with Excel, recommended $5 tip"
  • Moment of truth: will project supervisor think my spreadsheet is pretty? Or will it assault her eyeballs like an Excel paintball war?
  • God runs the Universe using a big Excel spreadsheet full of busted Macros and VBA written by the guy who was doing the job before him.
  • just spent an hour coming up with a complex excel eq’n, then found the same results after a minute of dicking around with pivot tables
  • But Numbers is a long way behind even old versions of Excel. No Pivot tables!!! The end of civilisation in my opinion!

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