Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100429

It’s a bit early for Christmas lists, but a robot that can use Excel sounds like a good idea. My robot only does the vacuuming, so maybe it’s time for a new model.

  • Going crazy and need vacation. Spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why a number in my spreadsheet was negative…it was dust on my screen.
  • God forgive me for my sins…I’m not a damned Excel developer!
  • is working off a 40mb shared excel workbook. its making me anxious. i hope excel keeps up his end of the deal and not die on us.
  • making the world a better place, one Excel spreadsheet at a time.
  • I WAS done with my 3hrs of work in Excel until I hit the "Restore down" that was really the "Close" button & thinking the dialog pop up…
  • Excel files sometimes reach the status of true artistic masterpieces. Sadly, like art, they can drive their curators mad.
  • After trying to parse through a bunch of test feedback in a spreadsheet, I propose we make Excel a controlled substance. Ick.
  • Saying it’s not PPT’s fault is like saying that it’s not Excel’s fault that people make crappy charts. Defaults & options matter!
  • Colleague reading "Excel for Dummies" saying ‘Ooooh that’s too advanced for me!’. #fail
  • There is a mistake in my spreadsheet of woe, and I don’t have to fix it because Excel is now an official seizure trigger. #SilverLining
  • If you’re considering getting me any kind of robot for Christmas this year, please make sure it’s adept at killing and Excel.
  • excel conquered for the moment, brain damage only mild. results proving interesting
  • this micorsoft excel work isnt no joke..ughh idk how my mom is going to pass her test when i been doing her homework..
  • you cant help people that don’t wanna be helped. Excel is easy, and if she doesn’t want your help then so be it.
  • Dear Excel for Mac: Stop corrupting all my spreadsheets. I don’t want to use Numbers, but I will.
  • I got 99 problems and Excel ain’t one
  • I just spent 4 hours working on a really dorky excel spreadsheet budget. I love the formulas… the results, not so much.
  • Maybe I need to get out more. When a pivot table in a spreadsheet moves one on an emotional level, something is definitely not right…

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